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@Slashline@universeodon.com · Mar 09, 2026
#jokes #newyorker
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@HollyCo26588808@universeodon.com · Mar 05, 2026
What's the coldest type of reptile? A blizzard. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where we learn reptiles have so many scales because they are paranoid about their weight https://upjoke.com/reptile-jokes?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark #jokes #amusing
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@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Mar 02, 2026
March remind: Don't forget to spay & neuter ur fascists! #silly #jokes #kindofjokes #rustyscissors
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@david_bardos@mementomori.social · Mar 02, 2026
#linux #elementary #jokes
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@HollyCo26588808@universeodon.com · Feb 26, 2026
Why did Batman stop taking Robin fishing? He kept eating all the worms. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where we learn that a fish with no eyes is a fsh https://www.keeplaughingforever.com/fish-jokes?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark #jokes #amusing
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@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Feb 23, 2026
Okay Firefox, that's a little bit racist. Just bc they are stereotyped as liking gold and wealth doesn't mean dwarves are like... literally adware. Wow.... #ttrpg #dnd #dwarves #SpellCheck #silly #jokes
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@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · Feb 18, 2026
Bonus #MardiGras #Jokes Q: What do you call gumbo that doesn't turn out quite right? A: Meaty okra. Q: Why should you always order a burger in the oldest neighborhood in New Orleans? A: Because they serve the best French Quarter pounders. (It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.) #Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #JokeOfTheDay #CatholicHumor #Fasting #FatTuesday #AshWednesday #Priests #Confessional #GiuseppeMolteni #Art #Painting #CatholicConfession
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@HollyCo26588808@universeodon.com · Feb 12, 2026
What did the painter say to his wife on Valentine's Day? I love you with all my art. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where we learn one rabbit told the other rabbit "Somebunny loves you" https://www.today.com/life/holidays/valentines-day-jokes-rcna63314?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&utm_campaign=fark&ICID=ref_fark #jokes #valentinesday #funny
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@LaffGaff@mastodon.world · Jan 31, 2026
A comma, a period and an exclamation mark were called into court. They were being sentenced. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
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@HollyCo26588808@universeodon.com · Jan 29, 2026
What is a snowman's favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes. This is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, where we learn a snowman goes to therapy because he had a meltdown https://wittypuns.com/snowman-jokes-puns/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark #winter #jokes #funny
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@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe · Jan 07, 2026
Evergreen #OpenBSD #RunBSD #Linux #Jokes
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