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Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes!
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Why do novice pirates make terrible singers?
Because they can’t hit the high seas.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
What did the judge say to the dentist when he went for an extraction?
I want you to remove the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
My friend swears she can smell freshly baked Indian bread from a mile away.
I told her that’s naan scents.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
A new tennis player goes to the library and asks for books about aces.
“No way”, says the librarian, “You won’t return them.”
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
To celebrate our engagement, I wanted to take my fiancée out on an epic adventure in Antarctica.
Unfortunately she got cold feet.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
My friend has been engaged over 5 times but never married.
That's a lot of near Mrs.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors yesterday.
I said, “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
The Pope recently contracted the bird flu.
They say he got it from one of the cardinals.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
You really think you can stop me from telling jokes about electricity?
You and watt army?
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep?
It was pasta bedtime.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
I've invented a container which when poured, plays cool jazz music.
It's a hip flask.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
What do you call a Mexican salamander that's always eating between meals?
A snaxolotl.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
I have my own private jet.
Unfortunately, my wife claims the rest of the jacuzzi.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?
Oh, snap.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
I suggested to my wife that we go to the bar separately to relive our first date.
So I walked over to her and asked, "Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
She said, "Get lost, I'm not falling for that again!"
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
I think the local police horse has a dodgy shoe.
It's going good clop, bad clop.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
I'm annoyed that my new bubble wrap suit hasn't gone down well.
Everyone is having a pop at me.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
I dreamed someone was shouting "On your marks... Get set..."
I woke with a start.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
What's the difference between a teacher and a railway security guard?
One trains the mind, the other minds the trains.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Official account of LaffGaff.com, the home of fun and laughter. Enjoy our daily Dad jokes! # funny # jokes # dadjokes # fedi22