Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
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Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks!
I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids.
Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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5d ago
@ItsePerkele feel like this should be part of an upcoming second referendum
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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5d ago
@ItsePerkele they sound a lot more fun to be around than the regular boring legal EU tbf
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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5d ago
@cazmockett @TheBreadmonkey and here's me putting my dogshit in the bin like a chump
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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5d ago
@pluralistic bears repeating (and is quite literally true in the uk case, where reform is full of ex tories and bankers) the the people who caused the crash and implemented austerity are THE SAME PEOPLE as those pushing fascism
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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6d ago
@Alice fuckin' al. you can't do all of them all at once, al!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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6d ago
@Nerde MISSION ACCHOMLISHED!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Apr 08, 2026
@Natasha_Jay a family friend was once so soused he mistook potpourri for crisps so the bar is pretty moveable 🤣
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Apr 08, 2026
@Natasha_Jay i could see myself bumbling in from the pub and trying to eat one of those
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Apr 05, 2026
@PhilthyPierre @aby be right back, keep getting a #North America error for mixing data types in excel
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Apr 05, 2026
@raymierussell @craignicol @realtegan @mekkaokereke "we'd rather spend the free prescription money on denying prescriptions to 'undeserving' people" is the perfect encapsulation of the english political system
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@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
Newbie fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer, Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks! I write science fiction and fantasy generally, sometimes veering off into the strange and funny between genres. Generally for young adult audience and up, but also some stuff for older kids. Also a highly unskilled juggler!
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Mar 18, 2026
@augieray there are only two things US voters will punish the pres. for: raise gas prices and lose a war...
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