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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
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Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Mar 03, 2026
I’m “the US #media insisted that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction” years old
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Feb 25, 2026
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My wife brought some urine test strips home and wanted to test my urine, I went into the bathroom and put apple juice in the cup. When she tested it she was concerned and said it was very high in sugar. I said, let me see, grabbed the cup and drank it. True story 😂
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Feb 21, 2026
IPA is what #Canadians say when they have to use the restroom
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Feb 15, 2026
How soon do we get to the part where billionaires start falling out of windows?
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
beige.party
Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Feb 15, 2026
4 Easy Pieces
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Feb 14, 2026
I’m creating a gofundme to raise money for training killer whales to sink more yachts
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
beige.party
Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Jan 30, 2026
January was one hell of a long year
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Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
beige.party
Stanley Nerdlinger II
@Nerde@beige.party
Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. I save some of my jokes for my own entertainment using # nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy to fix it). I follow Philly sports. My hobbies are sitting in chairs, exploring various canned soups, and searching the refrigerator for wherever that smell is coming from.
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Jan 09, 2026
The Rolling Stones called off their 2026 Tour because Keith Richards didn’t think he could tour for 4 months straight. The article added “his partying and hard living might finally be catching up to him”. He’s freaking 82 years old! When I’m 82 I HOPE I’m in good enough shape that I’m not sure I could do a 4 month long rock and roll tour.
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