AngryCommieKender

A fountain. Drop the word water, as you aren’t drinking from that.

It's so much more than just that. I'm not even a Christian. https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

California IS working on the HSR leg, it’s just taking longer than expected due to red tape. It’s going to open at some point though. https://hsr.ca.gov/

Specifically a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed set of pizza cutters, which makes them totally tubular.

Anything you wish, There's nothing to it....., Come with me, And you'll be, In a world of double penetration, Oh fuck, you have me doing it now.

You have a gift. I'm not entirely certain that you are using it to the full potential with the art that you just produced.

Responded to the wrong comment

Willy Wonka and the sex toy factory. "You know Charlie, no other factory in the world mixes their lube by waterfall."

Quick! Someone find a horse!

These two remind me of Randy Milholland's character Rippy the Razor

There was a virtual swap space program that I downloaded in the Windows 95-98 era that did something similar. Worked reasonably well, if slowly, but everything was slower back then with computers.

Can’t help with the rest, but Sing Sing Sing is a famous Benny Goodman song youtu.be/r2S1I_ien6A

THEY FUCKING BETTER NOT! All those rivers are Source rivers. They ALL run off into the Mississippi, or The Great Lakes, and St. Lawrence.

How did a Personal Digital Assistant get involved?

There are tons of contracts in the USN that absolutely guarantee that you will never see anywhere close to combat. All Nukes only serve on Carriers and Subs. Corpsmen (Navy Doctors and nurses) tend the wounded. You KNOW what you are signing up to do before they ever even send you to MEPS for medical testing. The only people that might not have specifically signed up for firing a weapon is whoever launches the missiles that we shoot from our frigates. I don’t know if “Gunner” is still a job, but I would assume it is since the Navy has all the big guns. I can’t speak to what happens in the fleet. I went to Navy Nuke school, learned to operate power plants, and they gave me a new extremely lucrative contract to stay there and teach other people to operate power plants. I also cannot speak for The Army, Air Force, or Marines. Though with the first and third, it’s hard to imagine that one wouldn’t know that they are signing up to potentially kill people.

Not true for the USN. They hand you a contract that you sign. You only have to do what is contained in that contract. To change your job they have to get you to sign a new contract. I was never close to combat, and neither would any other Navy Nuke, though they actually left the school for the fleet. I skipped that step. There are tons of non-combat jobs in the US military that will never be anywhere close to combat. Logistics is why our military works. That being said, it’s worse than you are making it out to be. A lot of the people who signed up for combat roles were looking to kill people before they ever signed the contract.

Not since DOS v 6(?). Once Windows 3.11 came out my father had had to upgrade his machine enough times that we had 1 computer for each family member. We literally had hand-me-down computers instead of clothing.

Well then you’re absorbing the recoil wrong. Use your shoulders and forearms to resist the recoil, not your wrist.

Nun falling down the stairs

Yeah that was my take on Avatar: A Song of Ash and Fire.

Might be a fan, in the same way Simo Häyä was. He certainly seemed to enjoy sending the invaders where they belonged.

I really hope…. :(

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Yep

On Dec. 3 1941, the US as a whole was quite content supplying the allies with everything they needed materially. We had told the USSR to just make tanks, we would give them everything else, including the ammunition for said tanks. Letting the USSR take a win was certainly preferable to what happened after they took a loss at the end of WWI. I wonder what could have possibly happened on Dec. 4, 1941, that got the country to collectively say, “Fuck that. We aren’t sitting by anymore.”

Prisoners die in custody of completely preventable diseases daily in the US. The for profit jail and prison system has made it so that medical access amounts to nothing, unless you are bleeding out, you get Tylenol or nothing.

Maybe there’s a water pipe running under the floor?

If you can get me safely to .999 C, slow me down, and get me back to Earth at .999 C, sure. The entire trip for me would only be about two years, provided a consistent 1 G of acceleration. Just please make it so that reversing acceleration doesn’t completely screw me, so my spaceship doesn’t have to do a complicated flip a bit after the halfway point on each trip. I’m certain that wouldn’t be good for my stomach.

Beyond that, the sun has about 5 billion years before we might not be able to starlift it back to a “younger” state, so The Earth and Venus may not exist at all if we don’t get our asses in gear for sustainable intragalactic life in the next century or so.

It’s also Dick Van Dykes 100th birthday today!

How did you get a blurry photo of Luigi?

You don’t say the last ‘R’? I’ve always said it woo - stur - sure or wi - stur -sure, depending on how fast I say it.

Probably only got the 1 year manufacturer warranty

Otters don’t build dams. That’s beavers. Otters will happily squat in an abandoned beaver dam though. At least until it falls apart from lack of repair.

And that’s ignoring the state of LA.

Babish tried one of these out on a recent video. His opinion matches my own. It’s not really better than a good knife.

James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS

Are the pads kevlar? I thought they were mostly just plastic.

We aren't heading towards that. We're already in a forced scarcity society, and have been for at least 25, if not 30 years. That's why all these "economic bubbles" keep happening. The ultra rich worldwide have hoarded $350,000,000,000,000 at the expense of the other 8,000,000,000 people. Maybe 5000 people have more than $50,000,000 in personal wealth. Not only do they have nothing to spend it on, they keep throwing trillions of dollars into the latest dumpster fire of an "investment," so they don't have to pay $0.01 to anyone that isn't them. If we killed the obstructions to progress and innovation, who are nothing but leeches, then we may have to kill 5000 people, but everyone in the world would be able to have a $400,000 stake in The Sovereign Fund for Humanity's Poor, paying out an average of $20,000 a year per person while reinvesting 95% of the ROI. When you're dealing with 100's of Trillions of dollars, I have no idea what ROI % you could reasonably maintain, but 13.5% would mean that everyone on earth doubles their fund, and therefore their yearly payout every 7.8 years. It would take around 500 years to finally give the richest people in the world their trust fund, but that's far faster than our ancestors thought that utopia and UBI could happen, and none of them could have more than $50,000,000 in personal wealth. The poorest get their funds first so that the economy can grow quickly enough to hit an economic singularity.

Looking at the completely undesirable and incomprehensible bits of reality is bad for the psyche if you think that death is inevitable. Otherwise you're just looking for clues.

IMOHE that just means you are probably a software engineer

Option 4: multi classed Weed Wizard, Dweomersmith, Epic Dweomersmith, then Time Wizard.

I've found that trying to find a girlfriend is futile. I'm 45 and have girlfriends whenever I want to deal with that level of drama and commitment. The trick is to go out and find groups that are also into your hobbies. If you are actively improving yourself to get better at a hobby seems to be attractive to everyone, though I will admit that far more homosexual or bisexual guys hit on me than women, unless I should count the compliments I get, those come from women more often than men, but I don't know how to gracefully receive a compliment. My standard response is "Thanks, umm [insert something complimentary towards the person in question.]" The only thing that seems to be more attractive than my previous advise is to be wearing a wedding band. That comes with problems you don't want to deal with though.

What the fuck even is the blue light thing? Is that because of submarines?

Mechanicus tech priests would serve the emperor and The Omnissiah better by trying to understand the inner workings of their toasters, rather than praying to old technology that isn't intelligent. Praise The Omnissiah, and to a much lesser extent Belasarius Cawl.

I don’t know how to describe it. It’s just different than their normal smell

I can smell when a woman is pregnant. I’ve shocked several friends by congratulating them before they even took a test.