Liquidfur genie who lives in a sponge and can’t really be *fully* summoned but it’s usually close enough even if your wishes tend to come out damp.
Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
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Furry fandom's original coati since 1995.
Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask.
He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz.
Black Lives Matter.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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3d ago
Played a solid game of the Pokemon #pinball game today. Caught a Wigglytuff which I learn is ... a rubbery balloon Pokemon that attacks by inflating itself big and round and I'm feeling a little personally attacked here.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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3d ago
Why thank you, my bouche *is* most amused!
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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4d ago
The existence of the word 'silhouette' implies the existence of a much larger, more impressive and intimidating 'silhou' that these shadows are a cute small version of.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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4d ago
Well, the upcoming CGI 'Animal Farm' may look dire, but at least I bet the official web site's bonus-content farm simulator management game is going to be excellent.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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4d ago
Tragic: if I had remembered this meeting was starting at 1:15 instead of 1:00 I would have had time to make a more interesting lunch.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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5d ago
This is the preferred way to tell @Gulfie they dropped something.
https://www.gocomics.com/ballardstreet/2026/04/15
https://www.gocomics.com/ballardstreet/2026/04/15
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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5d ago
Me, watching Cinematic Titanic: Wow, Trace Beaulieu looks so *young*! He's ageing great!
Cinematic Titanic credits: Copyright 2008
Cinematic Titanic credits: Copyright 2008
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
blimps.xyz
Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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5d ago
Tragic: that decent joke you tossed off last night would have been a killer if you had only said it the way you thought of just now.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Apr 04, 2026
@Loosf Certainly we can't leave the humans running around unsupervised!
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Apr 04, 2026
(Hanging out with @Loosf) Domesticated robots, right?
https://www.gocomics.com/working-daze/2026/04/04
https://www.gocomics.com/working-daze/2026/04/04
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
blimps.xyz
Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
blimps.xyz
Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Mar 26, 2026
@001zlnv The cartoonist (Greg Cravens) is really in touch with things!
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
blimps.xyz
Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Feb 26, 2026
You know, I *always* order the taco. Today I'm eating the bell.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Feb 12, 2026
@blp Historically, peanut butter sandwiches got a *huge* boost in the 1930s-40s, as United States cities started providing school lunches and needed stuff that could be made in central kitchens and distributed without spoiling or cooling, and then as soldiers needed food that was easy to make and eat but still calorie-rich. So there's history behind the US peanut butter thing.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Jan 21, 2024
Once again, I do *not* read Nancy to get called out like this.
https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2024/01/20
https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2024/01/20
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
@Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask. He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz. Black Lives Matter. Abolish and prosecute ICE.
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Nov 11, 2023
@Caudlewag Aw, that's great.
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