Krissy Strange Nerd

For John Virgo's funeral they put him in a black suit. When they tried to lower his coffin into the grave they had to lift him back out and place him on his spot because they hadn't buried the guys in the brown, blue and pink suits first.
#joke #jokes #snooker #badpuns

Of course, in some areas of the country it's called a Baps-Royce

The things that I should be loud and angry about I am instead sad about

I ordered a crop calendar but I can't see the edges of it. Turns out I bought a cropped calendar instead.
#joke #farming

Ah crap, think my boss is getting fired right now

I love some creative vandalism
#FunnySigns