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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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onehundredninetysix
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2d ago
Holy shit that’s smart.
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asklemmy
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5d ago
To bring my nice camera with me when I go on trips.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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5d ago
Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Apr 11, 2026
I have, since I was a child, flexed my pelvic floor muscles as a way to relieve stress. I have great control over them and can make my penis dance. So yeah, basically I have a lot of strength there. It's a stupid flex.
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asklemmy
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Apr 10, 2026
I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Apr 08, 2026
If you are thinking of how you milk a washing machine, Imma ask if you been thinkin hard enough
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Apr 08, 2026
Yep. Have four of those type. Occasionally, once a decade or so, I have to maintain em. But otherwise I milk em. Like cows.
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lemmyshitpost
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Apr 05, 2026
Man, when I was a teenager, I hit the ceiling of my room multiple times.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Mar 27, 2026
I'm definitely also guilty of sometimes just voting in reaction to a comment without actually reading what they're commenting on.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Mar 26, 2026
Can you explain? I read it and didn't see anything racist.
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 25, 2026
Oh come on, you can do better than that.
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lemmyshitpost
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Mar 25, 2026
That’s fantastic. It would be even better if I had ever actually tried crack. Alas, my username has nothing to do with drugs.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Mar 15, 2026
I have to use Windows 11 on my work laptop. So I just put it in its own DMZ and don’t worry too much about it.
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asklemmy
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Mar 14, 2026
TIL Tim Curry is a Muppet.
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asklemmy
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Mar 04, 2026
It might be easier to tell if you didn’t use a potato to take the picture.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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whitepeopletwitter
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Mar 02, 2026
The same people who wrote the data backwards.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Feb 09, 2026
You are a fucking monster.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Feb 02, 2026
We are the knights of NE
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 14, 2025
God. Damn. It. 26 months. You fucker.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 11, 2025
This is such a niche meme. Love it.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 10, 2025
Because of the implication.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 10, 2025
No. But it will make you rather queasy.
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lemmyshitpost
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Dec 09, 2025
But what about slashdot?
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asklemmy
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Dec 04, 2025
Remember that everyone you’re comparing yourself to is naked under their clothes right now. Or just naked.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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Dec 03, 2025
I know the exact smell you’re talking about! It’s one of the reasons I don’t use sponges.
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@Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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asklemmy
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Dec 03, 2025
LOL, talk about confirmation bias.
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