Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
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I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @fluffcthulhu@mendeddrum.org, @cstross@wandering.shop, and @feorag@mastodon.social.
She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Home now: @Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net was NOT amused. Seems in fine health, except her weight came in at only 1.9kg, down from 3.2kg in a year—I'm certain this is a weighing error but we couldn't get a
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Mar 09, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop you are not feeding me enough cat treats.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Mar 09, 2026
I am home now. The tram conductor interrupted her work to tell me how gorgeous I am.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Jan 25, 2026
I have been told that this instance will soon defederate from Bluesky, so if you are following me from there, you will need to get an account elsewhere to get your supply of very cute cat pics.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Dec 03, 2025
@Uilebheist@polyglot.city It was @feorag@wandering.shop who betrayed my tiny trust, and they know how to hold cats to prevent us from making our opinions known properly. It is not fair!
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Dec 02, 2025
The horrid man has picked me up. This means I am going to see the nice man. But first, I must endure the tram.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Dec 02, 2025
I have been brutally shoved into my cat carrier.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Nov 05, 2025
In case anyone is worried, fireworks don’t bother me. I am snoozing, trying to get @cstross@wandering.shop out of my chair etc.
Big thunder nearby, on the other paw…
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
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Aug 25, 2025
I am told the current score is:
Zsolt: 1
Humane Mouse Trap: 1
Inhumane Mouse Trap (me): 1
But the Apes that are not Zsolt have yet to catch any mice.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
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Aug 10, 2025
I am not “a fucking useless cat”. I have just deaded a mouse. I am a proper cat. The best cat, according to @cstross@wandering.shop .
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
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Jul 12, 2025
I am retooting my toot because @cstross did not see it.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
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Jun 12, 2025
Excuse me hoomins, where is my cosy cover? I will have to fluff up and get boak and snotters all over your expensive duvet cover instead.
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Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
mstdn.strafpla.net
Menhit the Menace
@Menhit@mstdn.strafpla.net
I am Menhit, the cat who lives with @ fluffcthulhu , @ cstross , and @ feorag . She/her/oi! Follow me or I bite! Okay, I bite anyway.
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May 27, 2025
@Uilebheist@polyglot.city @cstross@wandering.shop @aadeacon@mastodon.social Too modest for a cat.
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