Missing The Point

Breaking: Kid Rock to perform at the State of the Union halftime show.

Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Breaking: The U.S. dispatches health insurance claim denial ship to Greenland.

Based on the popularity of the Winter and Summer Olympics, organizers announce new Spring and Fall Olympics.

Will be interesting to watch the U.S.-Canadian men’s hockey final. OTOH the U.S. is almost 10 times the population, OTOH all babies born in Canadian hospitals are sent home with a hockey stick.

Angry at the Supreme Court tariff ruling, President Trump threatens to cut off the conservative Justices' access to billionaires.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Breaking: This year's State of the Union address will feature a shirtless RFK Jr. cheering on the President in the First Lady’s guest box.

"Curling is the pickleball of the Winter Olympics."

If the Winter Olympians fought the Summer Olympians who would win?

I think it's nice when there's a big snowstorm and the next day people put chairs out in the street to give away.

*Epstein co-conspirators nervously watching the daily Dow closing average to see if they will be held accountable for their crimes.*

Tripped on the light fantastic again, dammit.

If you think the Super Bowl is too woke and the Grammys are too woke and the AEW Dynamite crowd is too woke and the Oscars are too woke maybe it’s actually a you problem.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

Breaking: Groundhog that predicted six more weeks of winter currently being held in an ICE detention facility in Texas.

Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.

The FBI raids an elections office in Fulton County, Georgia in search of 11,780 people to watch the Melania movie.

Breaking: Minnesota and Denmark enter into a mutual defense pact.