Preschoolers technically go to a school of sorts, so let's call them what they really are: mini velociraptors in Mickey Mouse crocs.
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Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes!
Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mom Zombie
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Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mom Zombie
@Momming_Round2@ohai.social
Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mom Zombie
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Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mom Zombie
@Momming_Round2@ohai.social
Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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@GertrudeZane Why, what elegant gloves you're wearing, Pax! And your whiskers are fanned so finely!
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Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mom Zombie
@Momming_Round2@ohai.social
Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mar 30, 2026
@hagbard Yes, you did! That's awesome!
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Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mom Zombie
@Momming_Round2@ohai.social
Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mar 28, 2026
@juliehuz In general, I'm trying to avoid politics online, but I am grinning at this one. Sharpie in my purse, ready if needed.
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Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mom Zombie
@Momming_Round2@ohai.social
Menopausal mommy of preschool-aged T-rex. Send milk chocolate and funny cat memes! Also, author of 35-ish books in assorted genres, but I didn't come here to sell.
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Mar 23, 2026
@histoftech Oh my goodness, thanks for posting this! SO CUTE!
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