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@PoastSupport A rabbi goes to a talent agent and asks if he can book an act.
The booking agent asks "What's the act?"
The rabbi throws open the door to the agent's office and shouts "It's showtime!" and his jewish family and friends run into the office.
The rabbi immediately starts fucking his six year old daughter in the ass while the daughter screams "Facts don't care about your feelings, Mr. Shapiro!"
The rabbi's wife starts sucking the dick of the family nigger bull while she squats over her oldest son and takes a long asparagus piss that permeates the whole office.
The youngest son paints his hair blue and pink and then climbs a step ladder, ties a noose to the pipes hanging off the ceiling of the office, and strangles himself.
The middle son brings in a Labrador retriever and ritualistically cuts the throat of the dog according to halakha law, and starts masturbating with the blood.
The agent, amazed, asks "What do you call this act?!"
The rabbi screams in ecstacy, "The Aristocrats!"
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