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Apr 11, 2026
That's at least one thing we have in common.
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Apr 11, 2026
Yes, but aren't you glad she did? Because I'm not.
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Apr 07, 2026
MOOOOM! STOP IT!
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Apr 07, 2026
I'd prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.
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Apr 06, 2026
Everything smart in my house is self hosted and air gapped.
My tech illiterate friend: "we've got *webcams in every room! 💕"
*Chinese, cloud based
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Apr 03, 2026
I didn't think of the women! No wonder I'm single. At least until I'm dead and stiff 💖
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Apr 03, 2026
Thanks. Sounds good
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Apr 03, 2026
If a friend was interested in that, what should I tell them to use instead? Asking for a friend, obviously.
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Apr 02, 2026
Yes, but that's temporary. They'll get tender after a while 💖
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Mar 25, 2026
Oh my god, I love spooning my team!
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Mar 18, 2026
Just let Valve develop it
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Mar 08, 2026
Hmm, sweaty. 16°C here, sunny, 40% humidity. Spring is nice today.
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Jan 29, 2026
Only one way to find out. Let's start a lottery.
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Jan 20, 2026
I think we need a better word. Charisma feels so weird in this context. It’s more like dung beetles being attracted to shit, or roaches slurping up rotten food waste. Trump’s got no rizz. The shit-king attracts his children.
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Jan 12, 2026
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
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Dec 23, 2025
With some tomatoes next we’d be able to make some nice food.
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Dec 16, 2025
Yes, but people keep children at home and they can suck as well.
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Dec 16, 2025
Oh shit, I laughed all evening. I might be an alien or a maniac or even a Peugeot driver.
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Dec 15, 2025
The lost city?
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Dec 10, 2025
What a milestone! Next would be to stop relieving into the poop drawer.
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Dec 10, 2025
If you want a vegan cat, get a rabbit.
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Dec 09, 2025
mighty harvest!
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Dec 03, 2025
I can relatively easily reverse engineer recipes I like.
I forgot to mention electronic vapes with, I don’t know, banana strawberry flavoured vape juice 🤮
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Dec 03, 2025
I experience the first set of powers, and I hate it. Every detergent, shampoo, deodorant I use is “sensitive”, “baby formula” or whatever.
And a few years ago some deodorant company started using some I guess artificial compounds that just pushes the air out of my lungs, it’s so bad. I can not only smell it, it digs into my forehead.
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