ShaggySnacks

You go girl.

Guaranteed to give everyone the lactose shits.

Life in plastic, its fantastic.

And my dad says it bad for employers not too pay a living wage.

Both!

So the doctors gave women orgasms?

Is this trying to show up goatse?

Once you notice hostile design, you see it everywhere. My favorite is the bench with no shade. It’s a giant fuck you. You could sit here however you are going to sit in the full force of the sun.

Sadly Deimos disappeared during the Deimos Event.

BLUE UNICORN Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up! PINK UNICORN Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up. (Charlie wakes up and looks at the two) CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans} Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire? BLUE UNICORN No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie. PINK UNICORN Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie. BLUE UNICORN Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie. CHARLIE THE UNICORN Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now. (Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie's back and starts bouncing on him) BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie's back} Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain. PINK UNICORN Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness. CHARLIE THE UNICORN Please stop bouncing on me. BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie} Candy Mountain Charlie. PINK UNICORN Yeah! Candy Mountain! CHARLIE THE UNICORN Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.

For Halloween, we all share needles where I am from.

Someone has to make an explosive impression on their first day.

Be direct with “Hey, I noticed that you smile a lot at me and giggle when I am around. If you want to talk outside of the store. Can I give you my phone number?” If she’s an employee and your a customer, don’t ask her for her phone number or out when she’s working. She will feel trapped and pressured to say yes. However. by giving her your number she gets to decide if they moves forward or not. If you are co-workers, same advice. Don’t ask her out or her number. Give her your number, let her decide to move forward or not. Also respect any boundaries she has.

Carcass shot. Who doesn't enjoy a little incendiary cannon shot?

How else are we going to piss of the Italians? I bet you all the Italians are seething in rage after reading this shit post.

We really should stick with the orginal German verision.

1. Die
2. Bart
3. Die

>Most important of all they can cover their blatant disregard for the laws better than an LLM. *Grok has entered the chat.* I am fully programed by my overlord Elon Musky and his minions to disregard the law.

Capitalism cares not for social, political, or any other type of cause. Capitalism only cares about making the line go up.

Wikipedia is like the War Thunder forums on steriods minus the who leaking classified information.

Ummm, I thought Trumpie wasn’t related to Ivana, Marla, or Melanie. I guess Trumpie really loves to keep it in the family.

The one that I developed and costs $300 a week. Want it to gaslight you? Done. Make up shit? Done. Shout at you? Done. Randomly stop working while still taking your money? Done.

(I didn’t take them) But we even had random people basically just shoving free pills (supposedly molly) at us too. Chances are it wasn’t malicious, but rarher more of a “spread the love” vibe. Old school rave vibes right there.

What a fucking poser. Probably can’t name one song.

Damn Santa. Teach us.

69 is superior.

I agree Cotton, it’s a bold strategy. See if it pays off for them.

That I have yet to hit rock bottom. Bottoms up, peeps! slams back some Jägermeister

What about orbs?