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Simpike

@Simpike@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-03-16

New kid on the blockchain.
Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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@Simpike@mastodon.social

New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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Simpike
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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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@Simpike@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026

How dare the Iranians fight back

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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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@Simpike@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026

#silentSunday II

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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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Simpike
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@Simpike@mastodon.social

New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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@Simpike@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026

#silentsunday

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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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Simpike
Simpike
@Simpike@mastodon.social

New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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@Simpike@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026

#fensterFreitag

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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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Simpike
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@Simpike@mastodon.social

New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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@Simpike@mastodon.social · Feb 26, 2026

Earnestly

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@PhilipCJames@mas.to
Late Night hosts engage in much ribald & schoolboy humour at Pres. Donald Trump's expense: https://youtu.be/uaAuXttZbDM?si=eBLnxRLvYkuVSn2B https://youtu.be/uaAuXttZbDM?si=eBLnxRLvYkuVSn2B https://you
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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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New kid on the blockchain. Keeping it virtual (between a crematorium and a dildo shop)

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@Simpike@mastodon.social · Nov 18, 2025
@PhilipCJames@mas.to as a centrist dad, I am beginning to wonder if simply mocking Trump with witty repartees is really going to be effective in stopping the march if fascism in the US
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