Once again cooking the pasta recipe with the most indecisive ingredient measurement ever.
Ben Cohen
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NYT doing its usual fluffing of the admin by describing "historic Iran talks, first since 1979", memory holing that Obama's SoS negotiated an _actual_ nuclear deal with Iran in 2015 (which Trump cancelled, causing the current crisis).
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The way this omnishambles ties together different threads of badness is impressive.
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Told the boy about the astronauts asking ground control for help with Outlook not working and his main question… “what’s outlook”?
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Just got a call from the school counselor, because the kids were reading a short story in English class by Roald Dahl about a murderer using cyanide and apparently looking up "how long does cyanide take to kill you" on the school wifi sets off ALL THE FIREWALL ALARMS.
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I am not a robot, but if a robot really wants to log onto the santa clara county website and pay my property taxes I say let them.
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Not one but two cool pure #swift bare metal examples were recently posted to the forums.
First for the Raspberry Pi Pico... "Zero lines of C. Not even the vector table, boot2, or startup code. The only non-Swift file is the linker script."
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just received a document that included the words "DO NOT DUPLICATE (1) copy" in its filename
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lol, gasprices.aaa.com was down and now it has a "check you're human" page before you can access it (but it's still down after that)
what are the chances this is because some daytrader tried to rig an agent to poll it and it went haywire
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A variant of Betteridge’s law is that the question mark at the end of headlines finishing “what does it mean for XYZ” is pronounced “NOTHING!”
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In shocking turn of events, petrostate likes thing that made oil price go up, wants it to go up more.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/us/politics/saudi-prince-iran-trump.html
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My incometence at this game is very consistent:
- I always overshoot onto short platforms
- I always undershoot when trying to get the 3rd perfect landing
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EV manufacturers could afford to dial back the “heavenly electronic chorus” in their engine replacement sounda a touch.
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A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE A COMPUTER IS IDEAL FOR
ISSUING APOLOGIES
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Lots of great Swift content coming soon, starting with What's New in Swift with @holly@hachyderm.io and @alllan@hachyderm.io
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