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Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!

@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe
mastodon 4.6.0-alpha.1+chuckya

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000
but you can call me Alice
I DONT CARE!!!!
half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!!
I LOVE MEN!!!!
mr_test world record holder
was on yiay twice
pronouns in bio
disneys first openly gay character
the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there
diagnosis:
erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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Joined January 15, 2026
YOUTUBE!!!!:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0LB4ZQ_FDAwbllb9vf8oWQ
TWITCH!!!!:
https://www.twitch.tv/alicedotjpog
DISCORD!!!!:
lichmaballs
STEAM!!!!:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/alicesfatfuckingcock/

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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 24, 2026

mgs reference stealth segment and i went into a trance where all i could say was "solid snake, metal gear, colonel... NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!" in snakes voice for the entire 20 minute segment

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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

vozer.cafe
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 24, 2026

so like why didnt sonic and tails tell anyone about scrapnik island theyre still stuck there

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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

vozer.cafe
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 23, 2026
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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

vozer.cafe
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 23, 2026

I LOVE HAVING TO DO THE SLOWEST MOST BORING FUCKING PUZZLES OF ALL TIME
I LOVE WHEN GAME DEVS DECIDE TO FUMBLE THEIR REALLY GOOD IDEA BY FORCING PLAYERS TO JUST GO TROUGH AN HOUR OF FILLER

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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

vozer.cafe
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 23, 2026

dave the diver might actually have a generational mid game fall off

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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

vozer.cafe
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 23, 2026

why does every game have that one section thats like "i know your having fun but how about you do some lame ass boring fucking puzzles instead"

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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

vozer.cafe
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 17, 2026
my magnum opus is finally finished... watsune miku
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how's everybody doing tonight? : )
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alicedotjpog
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

vozer.cafe
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe

The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000 but you can call me Alice I DONT CARE!!!! half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!! I LOVE MEN!!!! mr_test world record holder was on yiay twice pronouns in bio disneys first openly gay character the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there diagnosis: erectyle dysfunction/advd/despicable bowels/evil personality disorder

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@alicedotjpog@vozer.cafe · Feb 15, 2026
@kirby i watched to boldly flee and now i feel like i could take on the world
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