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Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc. If you want to follow me, have something descriptive about yourself in your bio! Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask. Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc. If you want to follow me, have something descriptive about yourself in your bio! Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask. Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · 1d ago

We need a completely open source washing machine!!!

Sure there are top loading and front loading machines, but none of them allow side loading.

Big Washing Machine is taking away our freedom!

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc. If you want to follow me, have something descriptive about yourself in your bio! Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask. Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc. If you want to follow me, have something descriptive about yourself in your bio! Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask. Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Mar 06, 2026

You thought the council rangers were bad when it came to parking restrictions. You had no idea what was coming.

In 2026 an Australian company called SkyNet trained autonomous Ford Rangers on Dashcam Owners of Australia videos.

"You can't park there mate" now applies to the whole planet.

We're fucked.

#MicroFiction #TootFic #FlashFiction #DCOA

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc. If you want to follow me, have something descriptive about yourself in your bio! Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask. Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc. If you want to follow me, have something descriptive about yourself in your bio! Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask. Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Mar 02, 2026

Pleased to announce that my Aussie AI startup has been purchased by the defence force, who will use it for target identification.

Yes, it identifies everyone as a cunt right now. Future upgrades will enable it to categorise what kind of cunt the target is and feed this back into the targeting system.

I am fully confident that my vibe coders will be able to overcome any issues that we encounter with minimal civilian casualties.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Feb 21, 2026

How Jelly Belly make the gross flavours for their jellybeans. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62593/how-does-jelly-belly-create-its-weird-flavors

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at

Irreverently irrelevant. Sysadmin, developer, web dude in a science research agency. WordPress, Straya, Japan, planes, trains, karate, Arduino, Raspberry Pi/Pico, film soundtracks, scifi, puns, dad jokes, etc. If you want to follow me, have something descriptive about yourself in your bio! Avatar photo: A samurai helmet and mask. Header photo: Outside the walls of Gujohachiman castle.

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@allrite@masto.allrite.at · Feb 02, 2026

Hey all, I've decided to start work on an open source alternative to Microsoft Teams, but I really need help to make the interface confusing, unintuitive and inconsistent so users will feel comfortable swapping over to it from Teams. The other functionality isn't important.

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