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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Apr 08, 2026
@mikrotik omggggg
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Apr 04, 2026
@QueerMatters and I daren't take books or laptop near the bathtub; I'm way too good at dropping stuff for that
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Apr 04, 2026
@QueerMatters baths make me antsy :/ boring, gets cold, the tub is always too small for me... shower is the good place though. Movement, pressure, warmth that never runs out... delightful
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Apr 04, 2026
@QueerMatters baths are evil. I'm not soup!
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Apr 02, 2026
@gareth does Modem Mode crash the browser for anyone else?
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Mar 25, 2026
@scarlet maybe they need to rack up write-off-able expenses in the UK or something? Like when studios find it more profitable to shoot and bin entire films rather than release them?
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Feb 03, 2026
@kde and where's the petition that actually has a chance of achieving anything?
Where's the parliamentary e-petition?
Because petitions on whatever platforms are pointless. Petitions filed with the Bundestag petition committee actually force the parliament to discuss them if they pass the threshold.
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Dec 01, 2025
The key words "AND MAKE IT FAST", "ABSOLUTELY NOT", and "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Sep 28, 2025
@SRDas omfggggg
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Aug 02, 2025
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Aug 02, 2025
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Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
eldritch.cafe
Mx Amber Alex (she/it) 😷
@amberage@eldritch.cafe
The transsexual dyke your liberal columnists warned you about. Part-time woman, full-time nuisance. May contain traces of neurodivergence. Cisn't. Now you say ‘pronouns in bio’ because you have no other jokes. Anti-fascism. Intersectional & queer feminism. Prison abolition. Liberation for all. International solidarity. I've been around long enough to see every discourse several times over, so spare me the bullshit. Thank fuck not American. Moderator. she/it Speaks EN/DE # nobot # noindex
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@amberage@eldritch.cafe
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Aug 02, 2025
@Barmaid AHAHAHAHAHAHA while I was writing this thread, we got one such message DIRECTED AT OURSELVES:
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