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I think also it's a consequence of the terrible, up to and including complete lack of sex education that most men receive. But also my first girlfriend didn't even know where it was either and thought it was a myth also, so it's probably the absence of effective sex education that is the cornerstone of the myth of the clitoris.

For extra not give a fuck, just send this image in an email and walk out

I’m a bit of a fan of the website messy nessy chic. www.messynessychic.com She covers all sorts of odd and interesting and trivial things.

What happens when you can't pay back your tit loan?

There was a guy on 4chan who posted his murder victim’s bodies coordinates in exchange for guessing your own post number.

That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.

Given that in the 80s and 90s it was well known that Trump had ties to the Russian mafia, it may not be a Chinese plan, or at least not a 100% Chinese plan. It might be a coalition of China and Russia working to destroy America and American politicians being bribed into going along with it.

And one major thing that Linux also does that Windows does not is Linux will never install an application on your computer that you didn’t explicitly tell it to install. I have uninstalled nopilot on work computers so many times. I run scripts to manually disable and remove it and prevent Windows from installing nopilot, and Windows updates, reverts what I did, and then reinstalls fucking nopilot, and then sneakily launches it in the taskbar where I can’t easily see that it’s running to begin with. Voluntarily running windows at this point is kind of like voluntarily allowing yourself to be sexually assaulted. Only weirdos and sad people who don’t know that it could easily not be like that continue to put up with it.

There is a difference between being a contrarian troll and having unpopular opinions.

Be a lightweight to start with and then don’t smoke for a decade. Shit hits harder than the first coffee after a 6 week caffeine break.

If I remember correctly, it was also a somewhat common method of murdering your husband to drive a nail into his skull. The tiny wound would be easily hidden and apparently quite a few people got away with it.

Rather, they should encourage the other people around them to be nicer to their spaghetti.

I don't really care for their food. To me, their meat has a smell that is very reminiscent of canned wet dog food. But I have no problem with other people like it, so you do you

You have broken the law, and therefore you have been sentenced to having your second Peepee whacked. Bailiff, present the spatula

o7 rip

If it were a Costco 48 pack, that would be 13,434 calories, 653 grams of fat, 1.3kgs of pure sugar, and 206 grams of protein.

I don’t know where you’re getting your news from, but they are just straight up lying to you, and you are believing the lies.

Bold of you to assume that. With my childhood gifted kid status and my ADHD hypermemory I can remember all of my mistakes no matter how small and continuously excoriate myself for them always

Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years. Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will male them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone’s last days a little bit better

I see. So once again China has ruined comedy

Except it’s not Chinese censored, it’s Native American censored, and it’s not censored because I colored the blood to white to make it look like cum, which in my opinion would be far worse to see than blood. So it’s not uncensored. I mean, it is uncensored, but it’s also whatever the opposite of censoring is, where things get worse.

Good idea would be to create a version of yourself in your head with a set date five years from now. Write down what they have achieved and what they have going for them. Compare yourself to that as you approach that five-year date.