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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)

@greem@cyberplace.social
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Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars*

Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully.

* Motorsport marshal | #BMMC Member | #MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief)

** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix.

PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art.

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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Feb 16, 2026

Monday, 1000UTC: User opens ticket saying "last week I did a lot of work with Copilot, but now I can't find the files we created together or the app we used to do it".

Monday, 1200UTC: IT person responds to ticket with a response which (in their words) "MAY BE COMPLETELY WRONG" as they asked Copilot where to find the files. Maybe in OneDrive? Maybe in Sharepoint?

Monday, 1400UTC: Graeme reads ticket, cries inside, coins term #AsinineInstructions instead of #ArtificialIntelligence

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@cstross@wandering.shop
It used to be said that the internet is for porn, but I think we have now conclusively proven that it's actually for gaslighting.
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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Jan 16, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop Charlie, Charlie. No it isn't. (Sorry!)
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@cstross@wandering.shop
Look what arrived in the post!!!
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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Jan 10, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop VicReevesRubbingThighs.gif
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Root @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Open
@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net
Pondering starting an officially licensed Betteridge's Law Judge course, so for just £1000 I train you so that you too can answer question headlines with the word "No".
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@cstross@wandering.shop
@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net You'll need a more expensive suit but you can *totally* make bank if you stick an extra two zeros on the end and sell it via McKinsey.
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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Jan 04, 2026
@cstross@wandering.shop @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net And you need a quadrant diagram, with all four sections marked "No".
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@mattblaze@federate.social
What fresh hell is this. Went to bed with news of the Brown mass shooting still breaking, and woke up to news of the horror at Bondi Beach.
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@greem@cyberplace.social
@mattblaze@federate.social awful, isn't it? One tiny bright spot - the person stopping a "bad guy with a gun" without themselves using a gun. That was pretty impressive, but shouldn't have been needed
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@mattblaze@federate.social
@greem@cyberplace.social I think he actually got shot, too. What a badass.
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greem
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Dec 14, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social Oh, I didn't know that bit. Badass indeed.
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@mattblaze@federate.social
What fresh hell is this. Went to bed with news of the Brown mass shooting still breaking, and woke up to news of the horror at Bondi Beach.
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greem
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Dec 14, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social awful, isn't it? One tiny bright spot - the person stopping a "bad guy with a gun" without themselves using a gun. That was pretty impressive, but shouldn't have been needed...
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Love them or hate them, mid-century rectangular glass curtain buildings like this are easy to dismiss as being "boring", but I think that misses something. Reflections of the surroundings become part
Ancestor 2 @mattblaze@federate.social Open
@mattblaze@federate.social
The UN Secretariat building was designed by an international team of architects (most notably Le Corbusier and Oscar Niemeyer) and completed in 1950. It was the first important "International Style" m
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@mattblaze@federate.social
I have mixed feelings about Le Corbusier's architecture (to say nothing of his urban planning philosophy - he clearly influenced Robert Moses), but I think the UN Secretariat building was one of his s
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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Nov 24, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social Highly unlikely I'll ever see that in person, but: 1. That's a magnificent photo in full resolution, thank you for sharing it 2. That's a magnificent building. Not only for how it looks, but for what it contains. The UN may not be perfect, but it's the only UN we have.
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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Nov 19, 2025
Serious post, please boost... On #InternationalMensDay here's your periodic reminder, fellow AMAB & prostate carrying people who are over 50: Go see your doctor. Don't put it off. Ask for a DRE or a PSA test. Yes, DRE means a finger up your bum, get over it. They probably won't find anything wrong, but if they do then early intervention will help you avoid the situation I'm in. PSA units should be 3-5; mine was 1206 and my prostate about the size of an orange. Stage 4 cancer is no joke.
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Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
Greem (Graeme. Not Graham!)
@greem@cyberplace.social

Born at 327ppm. Son, husband, dad, friend, IT person (no I cannot fix your printer). Lapsed wannabe lampy. Used to rock climb (and fall), scuba dive, walk and climb mountains. Now I run around after racing cars* Terminally ill with S4 prostate cancer, under maintenance. No idea how far away the end is, years hopefully. * Motorsport marshal | # BMMC Member | # MotorsportUK Grade 3 (Post Chief) ** Banner - me & team at the 2022 F1 British Grand Prix. PfP courtesy Jo Rehn Art. # nobridge

cyberplace.social
@greem@cyberplace.social · Nov 15, 2025
A rather comical conjunction of posts just appeared in my timeline thanks to @cstross@wandering.shop, XKCD and @lhcstatus2@vmst.io
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