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Allan Chow

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CTO @ Bucket Listers
I cook a lot
It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in #Chicago

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Allan Chow
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

Senior Product Manager Interview Take Home that I generally use if you want to steal it

Assignment

Take a look at an app on your phone and map various engagement points with the brand both inside and outside the app.

Please walk through a customer journey map from awareness to revenue generating conversion for this app and describe your own personal journey. What attributions for different customers may drive different LTV?

How were you acquired as a user?
How would you define your LTV? (you don’t need to tell us how much you’re spending here :) )
What tactics does this app do to increase your LTV?

What principals do you have in usability and app engagement that you believe translates into Brand Loyalty?

The final deliverable would be a presentation to span 15-20 minutes with a 10 minute question answer session with the CTO.

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Allan Chow
@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange

CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

Alright so I started a google meeting just with myself, ranted about product management while I was at the grocery store, then took the resulting summary and told it to create a slide deck about an intro to managing product managers.

The slide deck thing fell apart really fast. Google Slides is very bad. Using google Docs to create the text that can go into a whole slide deck works decently well.

the summary actually identified multiple time stampes in which I ranted on making the same point. That was cool.

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Allan Chow
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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Allan Chow
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

what's the point to merging with a larger company if not to peddle your youtube channel to more people across the world.

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 10, 2026

@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place i can play pretend with my 8yr old nephew instead

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 10, 2026

Does anybody have a favorite hot corned beef in #manhattan #nyc

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Allan Chow
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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Allan Chow
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 10, 2026

Sorry this llm only accepts prompts in binary

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Allan Chow
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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Allan Chow
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 10, 2026

Google has decided that i should be reading opinion articles on retirement

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 10, 2026

Alright we'll see how far this list i get through I'll likely live stream in tiktok

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 10, 2026

I think it's been more than 20 yrs since I've been to a fish n chips place that serves the fish with a bunch of crispies

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 10, 2026

ok whatever cleaner people are using on their plastic cutting boards at restaurants and then not rinsing thoroughly like dude the smell is getting on your food.

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 02, 2026

#kpopmonday #OneWordTitles MRCH may be new to some people! Peachy

https://youtu.be/K3Ps3Je5RZk?si=f7JzkkzRf61HewM9

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Mar 01, 2026

The wife is in the top 100 global rank for empires and puzzles i guess that official makes me a deadbeat

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Feb 19, 2026

My favorite IT help desk people

- documents steps for others
- remembers that a rare situation has happened before and it's able to look up what was done last time if it's the same thing
- able to handle a new situation BY READING THE INSTRUCTIONS

worth their freaking weight in gold.

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Jan 13, 2026
@Sempf@infosec.exchange what is the Chewy guy up to now?
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Summers is stepping down from teaching at Harvard, pending an investigation into his ties to Epstein. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/us/larry-summers-harvard-epstein.html?unlocked_article_code=1.2
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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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CTO @ Bucket Listers I cook a lot It's been 0 months since I've had a Sad Ass Salad in # Chicago

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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange · Nov 20, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social to be fair dahmer was probably really good at dressing a kill
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