historic drystone sheep dyke

Archaic indicators like “inflation” and “unemployment” are irrelevant now that we’re transitioning to an economy based entirely on asking chatgpt for gambling tips

I just noticed that the twinings brand earl grey is officially licensed by the most recent earl grey like it’s a lebron jersey

Directional horror

Guess who just won yarn chicken

The people who shop at my store are usually pretty chill but I had a genuinely rude and entitled customer today for the first time in a while and i’m sorry to say that her name was literally Karen

Another victory against the vile metric system

Thousands of people forming delusional 1-person math cults after talking to a computer simulacrum of human speech is some shit philip k dick would cross out because it’s too depressing

Book of Revelation ass headline

In retrospect, the clues were there when the guy with a crusader version of the american history x tattoo changed the name of the department of defense

Secret bus soup

What’s the dewey decimal code for this

I grew up in a Cal family (my dad went there, my mom worked there, we went to their family camp every year) and one of the main things i learned as a kid was that Stanford is an evil place full of wealthy demons and that palo alto is satan’s lair. This was all standard college sports rivalry stuff so it’s weird that it turned out to be true

When the king gives you a nickname you have to use it, no matter what it is

Extremely compelling title page

I don’t want to take ALL the credit but i’m pretty sure my inclusion on this amicus brief put the tariff case over the edge

Crazy episode of Hollywood Squares right here

When i’m swaying back and forth at the belle and sebastian concert

Cramming all 900 people running for congress in my district onto half of the smallest stage in the neighborhood

Loving how the timing of the tariff decision depends how much the supreme court is made of scared little babies

Finally found a skydiving company i can trust

Borges library of babel except all the books are llm slop

This is what it’s like to run a fedi server

Bro do you even read theory