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Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net in news · 6d ago

US Navy to start 'blockading any and all ships' trying to enter or leave Strait of Hormuz, says Trump

US President Donald Trump says that the US is going to start “BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz”.

In a lengthy new post on Truth Social, he says that “the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not”.

He says that “at some point” an agreement on free passage will be reached, but “Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, ‘There may be a mine out there somewhere,’ that nobody knows about but them.”

In the same post Trump also says that he’s “instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran”, and that the US Navy is going to start " destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits".

“No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas,” he says, adding “any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL!”

“The Blockade will begin shortly,” he says.

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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net in asklemmy · Apr 10, 2026
It’s what drove me out of emergency medicine. My inner Puzzle Demon was completely satisfied by an environment where the puzzle is doing creative, emotional, technical, moral, manual labour for a noble mission. Keeping track of a dozen metrics and half a dozen textbooks, a constant stream of new puzzles, I got to indulge my need to compulsively read and analyse. But I also felt like a vampire because the US medical system means I save a life only to saddle a profoundly disabled person with an unpayable debt. The only non-Puzzle Demon route I could find was being an MSF doctor right as the west decided that bombing MSF hospitals was okay. It’s also what drove me into public sector horticulture. I get to spend all day in the sun solving puzzles. Every kind of labour involved except for emotional, but all of that Puzzle Demon energy goes into making meaningful public gardens. With those budgets shrinking and my pay freezing below subsistence level, the better-paying alternative is to be a private landscaper and poison my neighbours while stealing the water from their mouths. The richest assholes in the city get another trophy that I can’t even visit after work and it raises the surrounding property values. All roads lead to Puzzle Demonology without the disarmed public sector providing a sustainable alternative.
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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net · Apr 10, 2026
That was like six 48 hour ultimatums ago. Operation Driving Grandma's Heavily-Damaged Car Drunk Again To Another Intervention To Tell All The Fucking Alcoholics There That I Am Too Busy Concentrating On World And Country Affairs To Deal With Their Shit.
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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net · Apr 10, 2026
>As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” actually see you dont hate me you just loveeeeee DRAMA and I HATE DRAMA so even if i wanted to call you im actually too busy bein PRESIDENT to talk to you and thats STRESSFUL but YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME YOU FUKCING HATE ME
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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net in memes · Mar 31, 2026
Iran military defeated? In the Strait of Hormuz? At this stage of the war? May I see it?
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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net in memes · Mar 08, 2026
“I’m not political”, but your boss and landlord are. “I’m apolitical” - a political what?
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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net in memes · Mar 08, 2026
We’re already taking care of your spouses back home. Embrace Annata and become pure.
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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net in asklemmy · Mar 08, 2026
That’s my default for most dishes with the addition of mushroom powder for extra umami. It’s a versatile base to expand on for the specific flavour profile of the dish, and alone it’s enough to improve any generic thing I cook without dominating the flavour.
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happybadger [he/him]
happybadger [he/him]
@happybadger@hexbear.net

Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.

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@happybadger@hexbear.net in asklemmy · Dec 12, 2025
Thankfully it hasn’t made it into my workplace yet. We have a quarterly newsletter that someone tried to submit ChatGPT slop to. It was immediately identified and rejected by the rest of the horticulturists. My bosses are the kind of people who only talk about plants in Latin so there’s a big institutional focus on getting the right information from primary sources and then using multiple layers of expert review. However, we’re facing massive budget shortfalls over the next few years and I doubt that will get any better if the economy crashes. Outside of installing/maintaining plants, the bulk of the job is intellectual and creative labour that the public isn’t even aware of. I can absolutely see my workplace hollowing out the job and not hiring based on expertise. Instead of five people with scientific degrees debating a space for an hour, at some point it’s going to be someone who hasn’t seen that space feeding words they can’t pronounce into an LLM that doesn’t understand what space is. On paper it will look great for the metrics admins and other departments track. In practice it will immediately ratfuck everything that makes our urban forest function and drive away the really rare pool of overqualified people we have.
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