Gavin Volure’s Peanut Butter
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country.
Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊
Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV.
Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower
Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets.
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Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Accidentally made frozé when I put a bot of grocery store rosé in the freezer and forgot about it. Blitzed it with a few freezer-burned strawberries I found in the back of the fridge. 100% improvement. #wine
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Today I was laid up, so I watched about 437 movies that Netflix recommended. Jurrasic World Rebirth, Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, Red Notice, The Rip, The Woman in Cabin 10, Polar, A House of Dynamite, and Wind River. They all sucked to varying degrees except for the last two, which I appreciated for their dearth of motorcycle chases through fabled European cities and abstention from dudely beatdowns and shit-tons of CGI. Netflix thinks I am a 22 year old fratboy, apparently.
I know Wind River was good because, unlike the other ones, there were no gratuitous shoot-out scenes during which I felt compelled to play Candy Crush. #movies
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Don’t know if y’all have seen this Taylor Tomlinson standup about religious trauma, but it’s pretty affirming if you’ve ditched the cult but are still having occasional aftershocks https://www.netflix.com/us/title/81692597?s=i&trkid=13747225&shareType=Title&shareUuid=E00EB5C0-9BC3-47C5-A600-9795098A72A0&trg=cp&unifiedEntityIdEncoded=Video%253A81692597&vlang=en
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
This is a spectacular dog @masayuki60@social.vivaldi.net
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
For #Caturday I give you my goofy cat Clover, representing the #CircularCatsOfMastodon
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
“Religion is a net loss to humanity.”
Y’all I’ve been a PZ fan since the old blog days in the aughts; he always makes me smarter. @pzmyers@freethought.online
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Driving was already messed up enough, but now cars are just smartphone surveillance systems with wheels. I don’t need a touchscreen in my ride. I know how to drive. @anon_opin@mastodon.social
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Blurry iPhone Nature Photo of the Day: Gray Fox Update
This fox comes around nearly every evening just before dusk. She’s taken to scrounging under the bird feeders for fallen seeds. It takes every fiber of my feeble resolve not to chuck her some dog food.
This handsome gal is about the size of a house cat and twice as jumpy. I just wanna hug her; you know that magnificent tail is just about the softest thing on the planet. But of course such an undertaking would undoubtedly result in tears on both sides. #foxes #animals
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿
Real good-lookin' eccentric anti-fash hermit posting from the House of Umbrage in the Texas Hill Country. Anti-binary cis chick 4 trans rights ✊ Blurry iPhone nature photos my specialty. Cooking my other specialty. I also dig birds and TV. Formerly: Beard Award-nominated food writer, reviled feminist blogger, 90s punk guitar chick, bartender, winegrower Currently: spinster aunt with a pretty solid collection of horses, cats, goats, dogs, guitars, cameras & kitchen gadgets. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 🖖🖖🏼🖖🏾🖖🏿