@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · 13h ago

View on chaos.social

11

0

5

0

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · 20h ago

RE: @superbetsy@mastodon.social

Forwarded this to my daughter and she said it was her in a time travel episode.😁

View on chaos.social

4

0

1

0

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · 2d ago

Give it to the Swedes! They had driverless cars in 1961!

@todayilearned@noc.social

View on chaos.social

5

0

1

0

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · 2d ago

We are social animals and our brains fine-tune to pick up the thoughts behind what people are saying or writing or making. When we learn this, we can start trusting them.

That is why AI generated speech/text/images are boring and ultimately disgusting. There is no mind, no will, no desire.

We cannot learn about it (or its user). It is everything for everyone with a switch of a context buffer.

Realizing that, it‘s just annoying. The people who use it are annoying. And we feel disrespected.

View on chaos.social

23

0

22

0

Thread context 2 posts in path

Parent @catsalad@infosec.exchange Open

on infosec.exchange

Open ancestor post

Current reply

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Mar 07, 2026

@catsalad@infosec.exchange "I'm in!"

View full thread on chaos.social

79

0

22

0

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Mar 04, 2026

More about the google API key screwup: https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/03/gemini_api_key_82314_dollar_charge/

View on chaos.social

10

0

4

0

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Mar 01, 2026

https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/28/open_source_opinion/

View on chaos.social

58

0

65

0

Boosted by

CM Harrington @octothorpe@mastodon.online

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Feb 10, 2026

Do not travel to the USofA, part XXXIV: - doing everything right is not enough - white skin does not protect you - detention may mean a cell shared with 70 people, fighting over food, without medical supplies - your signature will get forged if you refuse - judge orders for release on bail are ignored https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/09/irish-man-seamus-culleton-ice-detention

View on chaos.social

157

0

290

0

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Jan 31, 2026

Not at #fosdem myself. Me and @vsz@mastodon.social are the #curl project Designated Survivors.💁🏻‍♂️

View on chaos.social

16

0

4

0

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Jan 30, 2026

The argument „AI is here to stay“ is no argument. You get a bunch of semi-experts which are paid $250/h by the corporation that rented them for you. Sure, the can help your project, if handled correctly and supervised closely by your volunteers. Do you expect that subsidy to continue forever? Or do you expect them to really cost nothing soon? Please explain. #foss #ai

View on chaos.social

16

0

17

0

Boosted by

Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Jan 19, 2026

There are good things in the world: Security training on the topic of "do not click links or open attachments" is obsolete now. The AI in your inbox will open all attachments and click on all links. Problem solved.💁🏻‍♂️

View on chaos.social

45

0

40

0

Boosted by

Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

Stefan Eissing

@icing@chaos.social

curl and Apache httpd project member, HTTP/2, HTTP/3, Lets Encrypt implementations. Likes to code. "Nobody has any idea what is actually going on."

chaos.social

@icing@chaos.social · Dec 19, 2025

„Your job is to deliver code you have proven to work.“ - @simon@fedi.simonwillison.net My HackerOne corollary: „Your job is to make a security report that you have understood and verified.“ But Vibers are not Makers. They shuffle things around „the AI did“. If it‘s idiotic „the AI was wrong“. If it does not work they ask the AI to fix it. Everyone is becoming a middle-manager with no stake, no control, no pride in the overall outcome. https://simonwillison.net/2025/Dec/18/code-proven-to-work/#atom-everything

View on chaos.social

19

0

26

0

Stefan Eissing

Posts

Media