John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre.

If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it.

Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero.

Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About")

Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space.

#cats #guitar #humour #jokes #writing

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Near Blackpool

My YouTube channel:

https://www.youtube.com/@JohnnyD_cm

My website:

https://www.johndaviesinfo.weebly.com

I wrote a book!:

https://sites.google.com/site/jdnurseryrhymes/

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 09, 2026

My mate said he was going to clean up at the Oscars. But he'd have to wait until everyone left.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 08, 2026

You know you're old when your age and visits to the toilet during the night are the same number.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 06, 2026

If you break your legs when I told you not to, don't come running to me.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 06, 2026

@godofbiscuits@sfba.social Told you.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 06, 2026

@godofbiscuits@sfba.social @LibertyForward1@beige.party You love it.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 04, 2026

@proedie@mastodon.green 😁

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 04, 2026

@zer0unplanned *dons thick rubber gloves*

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 04, 2026

@simonwilliamson@mastodon.world On my way.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 04, 2026

If you disagree with me, I'll come round your house and put your toilet roll on the wrong way round.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Mar 02, 2026

Prince used to own a horse. He lead it round on a purple rein.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 28, 2026

Pa may not like yeast spread but Marmite.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 27, 2026

In general, I like purchasing items that expand, buy enlarge.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 27, 2026

"Hey Mr. Tambourine man, play a song for me" *Rattle, rattle, metallic clang, tinkle, tinkle, rattle, tinkle, rattle, tinkle* "What the **** was that?!? I said song, not imitation of a car accident"

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 25, 2026

I love to see kids running, jumping and screaming in the park. Now I'm just wondering where I dropped that box of drawing pins.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 24, 2026

Bono opened a shop selling untitled confectionary. It's where the sweets have no name.

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 21, 2026

I just wish the alien invasion would start. Bring it.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 20, 2026

@Lizette603_23@mastodon.social This is true. Now I wish I didn't know that *shudders*

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 19, 2026

I wonder if Andrew has suddenly discovered he can sweat 🤔

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 17, 2026

@nzlemming@mastodon.nz Well before.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 16, 2026

I wore out all my chairs, which is how I got into pet sitting.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 16, 2026

Philip my famous clown friend has trusted me with buying and sending him some footwear. That's some big shoes to Phil.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 15, 2026

@kelvin0mql@mastodon.social Mmmmm......custard......

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 12, 2026

I the song "Hazard" by Richard Marx, he guest states: "She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river". Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 12, 2026

@noiseician@mastodon.world Don't do it.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 12, 2026

I bought pills to help my memory but can't remember where I put them.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 11, 2026

@llewelly@sauropods.win Usually with garlic bread and salad.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 05, 2026

@caravantraveller@social.cologne Sorted.

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 05, 2026

@headword@lingo.lol @imalcolm@mastodon.social That sounds painful.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 05, 2026

@Predatory_Lesbians@anarchism.space Added 😁

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 05, 2026

Rule of cat: Everything has it's place. That place is on the floor.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 05, 2026

"Big" words that get bigger: Big Vast Huge Large Massive Gigantic Colossal Immense Enormous Mammoth Gargantuan Humongous Monumental

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 03, 2026

They say variety is the spice of life. I ran out so substituted chili powder.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 03, 2026

I replaced my vegetable oil with engine oil and now I can do 0-60 in 3 seconds.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 02, 2026

@horqua@mastodon.social Glad to help. *Packs case, takes bus then train to Bismarck*

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 02, 2026

The eyes of a portrait in an art gallery follow you round the room. But are they supposed to follow you home?

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 01, 2026

@horqua@mastodon.social Dear Gotta Go, As a travel expert, I wouldn't recommend going to Bismarck. I wouldn't recommend going anywhere by bus or train. Stay inside. Hide. Keep away from people. Hope this helps, Uncle John.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 01, 2026

@pewnack@aus.social I guess not. He wrote in.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 01, 2026

I starting an Uncle John agony column. Send in your problems and I'll sort them. Such as: Dear Uncle John, I painted my room red, but when I'd finished, it was blue. What am I doing wrong? Dear sir, It sounds like you got that colour changing paint. Use the right paint idiot. Hope this helps.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 01, 2026

@c_dan4th@mstdn.social Good choice.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 31, 2026

If you want to change the world, you're going to need an unfeasibly large nappy.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 31, 2026

You are what you eat. I'm a pepperoni pizza with extra peppers.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 31, 2026

@judahhansen@mastodon.social correct 😂 😂 😂

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 31, 2026

I got a song in my heart because someone swapped the pacemaker for a radio.

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I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30, 2026

I'm over the moon, having broke up a while ago.

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30, 2026

I've got green fingers, but that what you get for picking your nose.

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30, 2026

I like throwing pea shells away for my podcast.

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30, 2026

I was told to "Be the change" but I don't want to be stuffed into a vending machine.

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

John "John Davies" Davies ☑️

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk

I have a sense of humour. It took years to hone drivel of this calibre. If you like my jokes, I WILL follow you back. And you will like it. Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero. Look at my website and YouTube channel. Or else (look in "About") Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space. # cats # guitar # humour # jokes # writing

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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk · Jan 30, 2026

@elilla@transmom.love Hope this makes up for it 😁

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