Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
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Not half the man he used to be.
My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses.
Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake.
Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli.
Work: Project management.
Live in: The UK, Europe.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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5d ago
@honor2025 @woe2you @TheBreadmonkey this is genuinely the first time in three years I've seen a frothing right wing loon (sorry stable genius with an iq) on the Fediverse.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
beige.party
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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@julianlawson@beige.party
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6d ago
I am infuriated by the current Waitrose magazine which is pushing exciting new flavour profiles such as "swicy" (sweet and spicy).
FUCK OFF. Acting like this is a new invention and giving it an infantile Instagram friendly name as if nobody in the modern fucking world has time for more than two syllables. Yeah, I've been making mango habenero sauce for the last thirty years thanks.
You can shove your swoasty in the fucking sea, along with picky fucking teas while you're at it.
</rant> #cooking
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
beige.party
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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@julianlawson@beige.party
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6d ago
Je vais en vacances a Bordeaux en juillet. Does anyone have recommendations for things to do (other than improving my French?)
Either things to do in the city, or day trips (Perigord perhaps). We're in St German De La Riviere, so Libourne tips appreciated too.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
beige.party
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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@julianlawson@beige.party
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Apr 10, 2026
A fun time at the V&A Storehouse. Lots of seemingly random things juxtaposed and unlike any museum I've been to. #museum #london
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
beige.party
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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@julianlawson@beige.party
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Apr 10, 2026
OTD 2023.
Listening to 1991 Sub Pop tour de force Eight Way Santa by large-than-life grunge also-ran Tad, and ruing the fact that I never went to (unrelated) Tad's Broiled Steaks in NYC.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
beige.party
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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@julianlawson@beige.party
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Mar 31, 2026
@yvan yes, they also make Shark vacuum cleaners, though the Ninja brand seems to be the big moneyspinner. I've heard good things about the Shark cleaners but never used either.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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@julianlawson@beige.party
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Mar 31, 2026
@yvan how about borlotti beans as a base? Quite filling but relatively low carbs. You could do a tray bake with beans, greens, garlic and protein.
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Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
beige.party
Chipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)
@julianlawson@beige.party
Not half the man he used to be. My avatar is a selfie, lying on the grass in Glastonbury, wearing a flowery £2 charity shop blouse and some £5 sunglasses. Hobbies: expensive designer couture, obvs. Home automation. Jigsaws. Seething. Wokeflake. Passion: cooking. From a 65-dish Georgian (the period) Christmas dinner to a deep dive into Georgian (the country) cuisine sparked by a random mention of khmeli suneli. Work: Project management. Live in: The UK, Europe.
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@julianlawson@beige.party
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Dec 02, 2025
The British public also voted for Brexit so what the fuck do they know https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/dec/01/die-hard-not-christmas-movie-home-alone
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