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Matthew Haughey

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Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · 5d ago

I turned on Fox to watch the world baseball classic and this Fox Sports ad was playing and I immediately wondered where they were going with this message (it ended up being about NASCAR)

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · 5d ago

thanks to @helenkennedy.com this week I dove into the audiobook version of Project Hail Mary and it's maybe twice as good as The Martian and I loved The Martian? I am devouring this as fast as I can before I see the film. I'm kicking myself for not reading the book earlier.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · 6d ago

I emailed a question to a small biz I shopped at months ago and got a multi paragraph answer in less than a minute.

Wow I thought (at first)! Then I noticed a patronizing tone, the restating of my points, and a wild guess at a solution.

Don’t farm out your customer service to AI, it’s annoying.

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Matthew Haughey
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Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · 6d ago

Netflix must be completely out of ideas because I've yet to see John McCrea be a guest judge on any episode of Is It Cake? (he's lead singer in the band Cake)

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Mar 09, 2026

Yesterday I did Sunday Brunch at Salty's overlooking the Columbia River and even though food was $90/person it was an insanely fun experience to spend a couple hours inside a timewarp, feeling like I was at a high end casino buffet in 1987. This review nails the vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3m0u9H4tCA

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Mar 06, 2026

warning: I've become a guy who gives everyone he knows a cutting board as a gift from now on

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Mar 06, 2026

I haven't seen either of Timothée Chalamet's 2025 films yet but it's weird seeing him get all the praise for a ping pong movie but nothing for the other one where he spent 2yrs learning to play a guitar and sing. Is the Dylan movie that bad? It seems like *way* more hard work for an actor from afar.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Mar 04, 2026

Someone tried to scam me today, posing as my boss, mentioning two coworkers by their unique names, they even texted me to make sure I saw their emails.

In the end it was an “emergency” that I had to buy Apple gift cards for a random Gmail account so now I’ll see how long I can keep them on the line

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Mar 03, 2026

it's 1984 and I occasionally take breaks from school to assemble lego to keep my mind off a republican president pushing towards thermonuclear war

it's 2026 and I occasionally take breaks from work to assemble lego to keep my mind off a republican president pushing towards thermonuclear war

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Matthew Haughey
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Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Mar 02, 2026

RE: @daveshea@cosocial.ca

Jealous, as always, of friends that live 300 miles north of me on the other side of an imaginary line where local laws seem entirely sane.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 28, 2026
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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 18, 2026

I tried using Gemini for the first time. It did not go well. https://a.wholelottanothing.org/trying-ai-and-failing/

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 18, 2026

I watched Sesame Street religiously growing up but I somehow never saw this clip until yesterday. It’s powerful and incredible and I bet it changed kids lives for the better that day. https://youtube.com/shorts/o-lf4NdOZ90

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 18, 2026

The only photos I take using the dedicated photo buttons on a new iPhone are accidental

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 17, 2026

is it in bad taste to say videos like this make me hungry?

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 16, 2026

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills every year I watch the Olympics. They act like the most important thing to track is medal counts by country, so viewers know who is “best” but I don’t care where anyone is from, I just want to see the best possible performances in every sport.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 16, 2026

My main old man thing now is I love to grab a huge glass, pour a 12oz can of lime La croix in, then pour a 8oz tiny coca cola into the same glass.

It has caffeine and it’s sweet but just enough, not sickly so like a real coke.

I wish they sold this in stores.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 15, 2026

RE: @carnage4life@mas.to

I am deeeeeeeply skeptical of AI bullshit but I have to agree with this assessment that even if Siri could fo half of this stuff, it could be life changingly good.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 15, 2026

Yesterday I saw two groups asking for signatures to help ban Mail-In Voting in Oregon, a thing that’s been in place since the 1990s and is an incredibly convenient, wonderful way to vote when you’re a busy person.

It’s remarkable to watch these Fox News-pilled assholes punch themselves in the face

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 13, 2026

Two EV test mules being driven on the 126 freeway near Ventura California. I don’t know what these are—maybe a new Hyundai or Toyota EV coming out?

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 13, 2026

After a long Oregon winter, it was really nice seeing flowers, sun, wearing shorts, and sunsets in California again

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 13, 2026

My personal pet hypothesis after 20 years of annual trips to Disneyland is that post-pandemic everyone went YOLOWTF and there’s no longer a “slow season” at the parks. A random Thursday in February 2018 at Disneyland would have been a ghost town, today, hella packed.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 12, 2026

Current Status

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 12, 2026

I take fandom and my cosplay seriously, and suddenly Disneyland wants to charge me with ✌️public indecency✌️ and put me on a ✌️ sex offender database ✌️ while ignoring my historically-accurate Winnie the Pooh outfit of a red t-shirt and accompanying nudity.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 10, 2026
TL:DR; The Salesforce CEO at a company's annual all hands gathering asked international employees to please rise in the audience, then made a "joke" that ICE agents were in the back of the room ready to nab them. Guillotines for billionaires is the moderate choice at this point
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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 10, 2026
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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 10, 2026

Last year, I started getting daily funding pleas from OPB, my local public broadcaster that I've supported for years in the past. It was annoying and constant and I guess indicative of a new CEO from CNN that is gutting the network, dictating stories, and canceling shows.

https://www.thewesternedge.media/p/i-had-a-dream-journalism-job-heres

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Matthew Haughey
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Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 10, 2026

American athletes constantly being asked at Olympic press conferences about the US president calling one of USA’s own athletes “a real loser” really brings back “there’s a horse loose in a hospital” vibes.

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Matthew Haughey
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Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 09, 2026

When megastars like Beyonce or Bad Bunny do a Super Bowl halftime show, the music and production is always incredible but they're also loaded with meaning on every level. I loved hearing about all the themes and context for what Benito was doing during the whole amazing show https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1qzrg6d/comment/o4d9j9x/

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 08, 2026

I just finished a bathtub shelf, made out of Sapele hardwood for my wife for Valentine's day.

I carefully cut miters so the grain runs continuously from one end to the other. Put it all together with Festool dominos. I'll add an angled MagSafe mount so she can read books on her phone in the tub

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 05, 2026
Jeff Bezos bought The Washington Post not to enshrine one of the finest examples of a fourth estate institution, not so WaPo could continue to do fearless reporting, but so he could dismantle the paper that brought down a president through Watergate. Jeff Bezos is a real piece of shit.
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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Feb 01, 2026

Yesterday’s Alex Pretti memorial ride in Portland ended by passing the Portland ICE facility and of course ICE tear-gassed the crowd, including kids on bikes.

Thursday in Salem, Oregon, feds tore a US citizen’s rotator cuff yanking her out of a car window.

The Minneapolis surge really is coming for us all.

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Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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Matthew Haughey
Matthew Haughey
@mathowie@xoxo.zone

Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.

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@mathowie@xoxo.zone · Jan 28, 2026
Sure, Tim Cook is throwing Apple under the bus and kissing Trump’s ring this week, but don’t forget that a few months ago Apple also removed the ICEblock app
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