Matthew Booth

Main game this evening was Between 2 Castles (picked at random; our most successful strategy). Really interesting dynamic. You're playing 2 boards at once, one with the player on each side of you. Your score is the lowest of each.

So you're playing cooperatively, but also competitively. I really liked it. I had the highest scoring board on my right, and the lowest on my left, so I was joint last!

#TableTopGames

Mark Kermode equivocates in his review on Melania.

https://youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE

Code review summary: this PR introduces several new components, and each of them are unfixably wrong for their own separate reasons.

My current challenge is to write this constructively.

Went to see the doc today with an uninteresting complaint I just needed somebody to check. Doc was outrageously nice. Extremely attentive, very polite, listened carefully, didn't judge and put me entirely at ease. It would be utterly impossible to dislike this guy. Bastard.

I'm a pretty straightforward person. I try to say what I mean, and I'll take what I'm told at face value. If I'm impolite to you, it was almost certainly accidental. I don't plot or scheme, mostly because I'd be grossly inept at it. But perhaps I should practice.

A man is trying to gain entry to a costume party.

Bouncer: What are you dressed as?
Man: A harp.
Bouncer: But your costume is too small to be a harp.
Man: Are you calling me a lyre?

I'm so sorry. I stole it from my son. It's his fault.

#DadJokes