mer

stay away from me
the beast is ugly

wham
bam
thankyou mam

someone just asked me if my fixation on sailor uniforms comes from donald duck and I feel like he just pulled some freud ass shit on me

guillotine fact: the idea of a beheading machine long predates the guillotine, there's both historical (books) and archeological evidence of them as early as the start of the 16th century
the correct french term for such is tranche-tête
there is no designated english term, they are usually called by their own nicknames like the halifax maiden or just beheading contraption
while the most commonly improvement cited for the distinction between the guillotine and earlier forms is the oblique blade shape, the rather in depth testing on straw bundles then sheep then human cadavers was also about developping the seesaw body ramp, aligning the head clamp and perfecting an easy to reset trigger mechanism
so more than just being able to kill without pain, it was about making it able to handle collective executions fast and reliably

im going to *unintelligible static* myself

in estonia, milk comes in bagsi

oh fuck yes

>religious person is doing a fast >ask if the fast is for penance, ritual purity or ascetic clarity >they do not understand >pull out illustrated chart explaining what fasts are for what >they laugh and say it's a most holy tradition >dive into their holy texts >it's ritual purity

chat, does anyone know how this meme camo pattern is called?

reason for slept bad: woken up by insistent migraine
that's a rare one

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stainless steel too is impure, everything must be glass

I am waiting for the day my prediction that ground news has some massive skeletons is confirmed

life's a game
life's a joke
why not fucking go for broke
trade it all in chips and learn how to be free

>answer phone survey (it's obvious when it's an actual polling institute and not a scam)
>it's about gambling
>expect questions about gamblin habits and behavior
>it's a long list of branded ambling products and about if I'm aware of each one
>it's a brand awareness survey

@chjara@akko.tuxcrafting.xyz inspiring, she has achieved the first formless jhāna

RE: https://akko.tuxcrafting.xyz/objects/03361a91-897a-40c9-beff-5666f62e83f0

vocasynths gonna give me the weirdest voice dysphoria, need surgery that makes you sound like an UTAU

happy meat day to all who celebrate (yi xi obviously included)

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