We’ve always already won the war against Eastasia.
Michael Wyman
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Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate.
Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite.
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Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Mar 16, 2026
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If I were of a suspicious mind, I'd think Trump's erratic on again, off again tariff threats were just a vehicle for market manipulation.
Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Jan 21, 2026
@mattblaze@federate.social the Pump-n-Dumping of America.
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I remember thinking 10 years ago tonight "well, at least 2016 can't be any worse than this was". Oops, never mind.. Let's hope this will be the year breaks the cursed streak we've been on.
Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Jan 01, 2026
@mattblaze@federate.social 2026 needs another weasel to chew through the power cables at CERN, to undo the damage of the 2016 weasel
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@dezz@infosec.exchange for the record, I always try to include meaningful alt text with images. That actually helps people. What I try not to do is pollute my posts with meaningless hashtags or promot
Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Michael Wyman
@mwyman@mastodon.social
Father, Musician, Photographer, iOS Software Engineer, Geek. Works at a small multinational agricultural conglomerate. Minnesotan posing as a Seattleite. Shh! Don’t tell them!
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Dec 30, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social right on! The hashtag police can fuck right off. The only use for them IMO is search, and I don’t care if my posts show up in people’s searches.
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