pleasestopasking

Shocking with cold water when it’s still hot

Please take another pic in 3030 miles

Yo wtf

I am not looking forward to the day that medical implants and devices become subscription-based. Missed too many monthly payments? Your pacemaker gets shut off until your account is no longer delinquent.

I was not going to subject him too either of those treatments. This is it for me. Chemo sucks so bad that there’s are humans who decide to pass naturally instead of going through hell to get a bit of extra time–maybe. Putting a pet through chemo without their consent and not being able to explain to them why they feel so bad, that’s way worse than making the decision for them to be humanely euthanized. I’m sorry about your doggy

Uncle John by Jonathan Colton “Your uncle’s late again, last minute Christmas shopping at the airport, a dozen ringer tees he bought at Eddie Rickenbacker’s bar–ladies extra extra large” is such a mood