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Sara Golemon

@pollita@phpc.social
mastodon 4.5.7

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager.
PHP Foundation Board.
All around good Gnome.
Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists.

Non-PHP toots happen at @saramg@fosstodon.org, for everything else you're in the right place.

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Joined August 14, 2018
Github:
https://github.com/sgolemon
PHP:
http://people.php.net/pollita

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Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

phpc.social
Sara Golemon
Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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@pollita@phpc.social · Feb 27, 2026

Announcing the PHP Foundation's new Executive Director: Elizabeth Barron.

Some of you PHP old timers will recognize her. Some of the real OGs will even remember PHP Appalachia (but we don't talk about PHP Appalachia, do we?). She's been doing real FOSS supporting work in this space all this time and I for one am really excited to see what she's able to do for PHP in the coming years.

https://thephp.foundation/blog/2026/02/27/welcoming-elizabeth-barron-new-executive-director/

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Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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Sara Golemon
Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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@pollita@phpc.social · Feb 17, 2026

Anyone know if there's a canonical place for @krakjoe@phpc.social's busfactor post? I've got it on Web Archive, but the original seems to be gonzo.

https://web.archive.org/web/20211128002517/https://blog.krakjoe.ninja/2021/05/avoiding-busses.html

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Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

phpc.social
Sara Golemon
Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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@pollita@phpc.social · Feb 16, 2026

Prepping slides for PHP UK (which I haven't spoken at since 2013), and I've been on this project long enough that I've been starting to find timelines like this fun if for nothing other than "Fuck, this industry ages you" purposes.

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Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

phpc.social
Sara Golemon
Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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@pollita@phpc.social · Feb 14, 2026

RE: @offby1@wandering.shop

I understand how we got here, and why. Unfortunately this is yet another paver stone along the pathway to the defeat of Open Source by the very thing which owes its existence to it.

A melancholy day.

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Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

phpc.social
Sara Golemon
Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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@pollita@phpc.social · Feb 12, 2026

RE: @saramg@fosstodon.org

Search Monkey was a cool project to work on. It was just.... engineers doing engineer shit with no concern for profitability, just: How can we make our own product more useful and usable?

Shame what we got instead was Gemini embedded into every google query.

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Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

phpc.social
Sara Golemon
Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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@pollita@phpc.social · Feb 03, 2026

PHP Alive & Kicking Episode 20 with ME in about half an hour. https://www.youtube.com/live/ob2puq3Di4s

We're gonna talk git worktrees and... I dunno (genuinely, I dunno) probably some other stuff because how do you stretch that out to an entire hour? Come join the PHP Architect discord and get in the chat. https://discord.gg/kawf7MZ

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Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

phpc.social
Sara Golemon
Sara Golemon
@pollita@phpc.social

PHP 7.2 and 8.0 Release Manager. PHP Foundation Board. All around good Gnome. Certified neurologically damaged by 3 out of 4 psychologists. Non-PHP toots happen at @ saramg , for everything else you're in the right place.

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@pollita@phpc.social · Feb 03, 2026

Right; Officially going to be at PHP UK Conference now: https://www.phpconference.co.uk/speaker/sara-golemon 15:30 in the "Fleet" room.

Also looking forward to seeing peeps at the pre-conf meetup: https://www.meetup.com/phplondon/events/312765274/

Not bought your ticket yet? Have 10% off with code "PHPUK26" at https://www.phpconference.co.uk/tickets

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