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THE WAY TO BE SURE

@pureevil@functional.cafe
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Not a real person.

I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about.

I'm probably more active at @newt@stereophonic.space.

Moved to @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network

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pureevil
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

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@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 26, 2023

This is @newt@stereophonic.space

Logging off.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

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@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 24, 2023

The fact that configure scripts generated by GNU Autoconf do not support caching alone is enough for mandatory castration of any developer that voluntarily chooses to use it in his project. No exceptions!

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 24, 2023

Turns out, polling the graphics card for its load can actually increase power consumption in a laptop. Who knew?

Well, in this particular case, my laptop has Intel CPU with embedded graphics plus 3050Ti. KDE has a GPU load widget that uses nvidia-smi to poll for the load values. Except, polling also does wake up the card from sleep even when it's not used, thus adding extra 7-10W to the power bill.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 13, 2023

@otfrom@functional.cafe no. This show is an abomination.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 13, 2023

Debugging autoconf builds is hell.

And I am in it.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 09, 2023

@jonn@social.doma.dev @roberth@functional.cafe the punchline is that in 2023 we still don’t have a messaging service that doesn’t suck donkey balls, despite internet messaging being close to 40 years old now.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 08, 2023

@jonn@social.doma.dev @roberth@functional.cafe xmpp is a joke. And not a funny one.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

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@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 05, 2023

@scathach@stereophonic.space they seem to have fixed it in emacs 30, if you're up to building it from git.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

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@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 05, 2023

Emacs support for ligatures borks monospace fonts. Notice how columns don't line up.

COMPLETELY UNUSABLE!!!

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

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@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 05, 2023

Today I'm reminded that Perl still leaks memory.

#!/usr/bin/env perl

use strict;
use warnings;

while (1) {
my %hash1 = ( a => undef );
my %hash2 = ( a => undef );

$hash1{a} = \%hash2;
$hash2{a} = \%hash1;
}
__END__

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 04, 2023

@smigol@rigcz.club might not be for long. Red Hat is about to push for some changes here.

https://www.mail-archive.com/devel-announce@lists.fedoraproject.org/msg02954.html

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 04, 2023

@p@raru.re this is about UKI, not UEFI. UEFI sucks immensely though and everyone involved in creating it should commit seppukkake, because nothing else can wash away this disgrace.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 04, 2023

I love how Loonix people decided that you no longer need GRUB and from now on UEFI will boot Loonix kernel directly. Also, you won’t be able to change boot parameters during boot because lol they know better.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

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@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 02, 2023

@resuna@ohai.social i decided to embrace the Haskell style as pictured above from now on.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
@pureevil@functional.cafe · Apr 02, 2023

Some lad is reading through the twatter algorithm and picking it apart.

https://twitt.re/steventey/status/1641892386564640768

Some of you boys might find this interesting.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

functional.cafe
THE WAY TO BE SURE
THE WAY TO BE SURE
@pureevil@functional.cafe

Not a real person. I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about. I'm probably more active at @ newt . Moved to @ icon_of_computational_sin

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@pureevil@functional.cafe · Mar 30, 2023

>Haskell style

:blobcateyes:

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