I think I want to see the new Devil Wears Prada.
That’s all.
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
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Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️
I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough.
I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 09, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 07, 2026
Y’all this day has done been too much. Taking my flat, flabby ass to bed and going to sleep.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
Ice cream for breakfast is nothing but yogurt without the cultures.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
Sponge proofing for three loaves of traditional sourdough. The aroma of the dough, the feel and resistance of gluten development, and the mystery of living yeast and bacteria existing in a perfect symbiosis is all the religion I need. #MySourdoughJourney #sourdough #sourdoughLife #tangzhong #bread #bread_baking #BreadIsAReligion
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
Good morning. It’s going to be a Happy #sourdough Saturday. My levain is bubbly and active and ready for its closeup. Lemme brew some coffee, prepare a tangzhong, and get busy. Praise to the Wild Yeast and Lactobacillus sp. in my starter.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
The final three queens are set.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
The space flight deniers are showing up on my TikTok feed. What I find amazing is that even if they were physically on the Artemis II craft, they’d deny that they were in space.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Apr 04, 2026
There were some very bad things this week that I don’t want to talk about. Suffice it to say, I’m emotionally vulnerable going into this weekend.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 13, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 13, 2026
I’m afraid I’m moving into my feels tonight. Don’t really want that.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 13, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 13, 2026
My dinner table mates have been on an HGTV Househunters episode. 😳
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
Waiting for my tattoo consultation. Because if I’m on a ship with a tattoo artist, I’m gonna get a tattoo.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
Maneet Chahaun from the Food Network is on this cruise
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
PSA: as you already have guessed, I’m going to be insufferable for the next 9 days. I’m paying a premium sailing alone, when someone could have sailed with me essentially for free. Save the Fediverse from my insufferablity by sailing with me next time.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
The line of people waiting to be let into the line that allows one inside to further wait in line. America at its finest. (Of course I’m going to stand in this line to wait in line for the sheer irony of doing so, and because what else do I have to do in the meantime?
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
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@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 12, 2026
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 01, 2026
I’m trying so hard to ignore the fact that we all are entering a ‘find out’ phase that didn’t need to happen.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 01, 2026
“I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one!”
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 01, 2026
Wearing a vintage analog time piece requires awareness and presence in the moment. Three of three wrist watches would like to convince me that today is the 29th day of the month. In this digital world, we assume what is presented visually is correct. Analog requires a subtlety of discretion and discernment. Obe would quip that the time is ‘nearly nine,’ not 8:59. My education and life experience reminds me to apply critical thinking skills, and manually adjust the displayed date on each watch.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Mar 01, 2026
I need a massage or a Xanax or something. I’ve been clenching my jaw and pushing my tongue against my front four bottom teeth all afternoon.
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Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
Jeff ⚕️☢️ 🥖✔️
@seismic007@woof.group
Single. Occupied people anywhere are occupied people everywhere. 🏳️🌈 🌈 🏳️⚧️ I like turtles, cowboy hats, and sourdough. I exist only on the very exterior fringe edge of any and all Venn Diagrams.
woof.group
@seismic007@woof.group
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Feb 28, 2026
It was good to see my cruise bestie this morning. She’s positive, happy; makes me laugh and smile!
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