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Laurie Voss
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VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @heyjovo@tech.lgbt. He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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5d ago
I would love to pull of a Hungary-level electoral demolition of the republicans but I fear too many people are either secretly or openly happy with fascism.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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5d ago
TIL an oil tanker carries about $200M worth of oil per trip*, making a $2M transit fee really not a big deal.
* at $100/barrel
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
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6d ago
"Blocking the strait is raising energy prices worldwide and making me unpopular so what I'll do is, I will also block the strait."
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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6d ago
Rain? In April?? What the fuck, California, this is not part of the deal.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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6d ago
In retrospect the time when he was merely threatening to end NATO to annex Greenland was a sort of golden age of rational foreign policy.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 11, 2026
I feel like a bad liberal because I am not excited about the Artemis mission. I'm not, like, opposed to it. But other people talk about how awe-inspiring and exciting it is and I'm just... unmoved. This is not a thing I care about.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 11, 2026
Every airport security line has totally different rules about laptops, coats and shoes and every airport security person acts like you're a moron for not knowing their obvious, simple rules.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 10, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 10, 2026
There's an industry-wide conversation we need to have about the amount of single-use plastic that powers conferences.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 09, 2026
The AI universe I work in seems to exist in a total bubble isolated from seismic geopolitical events and it's really jarring. Or does every industry compartmentalize this way?
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 08, 2026
Instagrammers are a goddamn menace to society.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 08, 2026
Project Glasswing is a glimpse at an oncoming future in which agents do things humans could never have accomplished and the results are handled by other agents faster than humans could react and we are just spectators.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 08, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 08, 2026
I can't believe I nearly forgot it's Rex Manning day.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 06, 2026
Live your life such that the New Yorker never publishes 5,000 words about how you're a huge liar.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 06, 2026
The great thing about having built a terrible client for Bluesky+Mastodon is that I never know if the lack of new posts is because Bluesky is down, or my shitty self-hosted Mastodon instance is down, or my shitty client is at fault.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 06, 2026
I think an interesting philosophical question is "how sure do you need to be to say your answer is a fact?" How much higher is your threshold than an LLM's?
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 06, 2026
It must be really fun to work on Google Maps if you're a map nerd, which I assume everybody who works on Google Maps must be. It's the best map that's ever existed! It changes minute to minute! It shows you where you are! It knows about trains!
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 05, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 04, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 04, 2026
Hello, London!
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 03, 2026
Wild to me how much of Barcelona's gothic quarter is just a place where ordinary people live. America would have made the whole place a theme park.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 03, 2026
A raft of new updates to alpaca.blue today, primarily some big refactors to improve performance and reliability. But also added alt text to images!
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 03, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 03, 2026
My already distressingly limited Spanish is entirely flummoxed by Barcelona, where everything is in Catalan.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 02, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 02, 2026
We visited a corgi cafe. There was exactly one corgi, who saw us a promptly peed on the floor, I assume as a greeting.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 01, 2026
Barcelona had many, many good dogs.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Apr 01, 2026
Our guide described this building as "bullet shaped" which is a polite way of putting it.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
Barcelona is famously ambivalent about its huge influx of tourists and if another instagrammer tries to shoo me out of their shot I will start spraying Tourists Go Home on walls myself.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
I don't really know what we as an industry are supposed to do about North Korea. No individual developer and few corporations have the resources to fend off a determined nation state attacker, but that's what we've got, permanently, all of us.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
Many updates to https://alpaca.blue, including 5-10x performance improvements (mostly thanks to caching) and many, many bug fixes.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
It's weird to me that 13 years later npm's security is still primarily handled by third parties. But if Microsoft started charging to secure the registry tomorrow it would probably get yelled at; you can't be the steward of the registry and also try to profit from it, as npm Inc learned painfully.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
Me, using the social media client I wrote and am solely responsible for: "this thing is a piece of shit, who wrote this?"
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 31, 2026
Barcelona is full to the brim with souvenir shops selling exactly the same range of "I heart DILFs" shirts and I do not understand who travels to Spain to buy a Tshirt in English that isn't even tangentially related to Barcelona? How is this a business model?
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 30, 2026
You can now cross-post images using Alpaca.blue! If you're already using it you'll need to disconnect and reconnect mastodon in settings to request the additional permissions.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 30, 2026
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 30, 2026
Okay! https://alpaca.blue is a combined BlueSky+Mastodon client (reads+posts). Now with significant usability improvements, visual improvements, and acceptable performance.
Still working on:
- Image and video posting
- Thread viewing
- General reliability (though it's much improved)
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 30, 2026
A big part of my experience of Barcelona has been being shooed out of the sight line of people trying to take photos for instagram. I imagine in peak season it's intolerable.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 26, 2026
Lotta people I don't follow are big mad that I am reading their content, which I am not doing, because I don't follow them.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 24, 2026
If you use both BlueSky and Mastodon, alpaca.blue is a single web/mobile client that will give you a unified feed of both! It can optionally de-dupe your timeline for people who post in both places.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 14, 2026
https://zeitgeist.blue is a multi-social-network app that summarizes your feed for the last 24 hours to let you catch up with doomscrolling. Now with support for Mastodon!
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Oct 23, 2024
I couldn't make Mastodon work for me so I am trying Bluesky now. Sorry.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Mar 04, 2024
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Feb 26, 2024
Wily's breed is called Formosan Mountain Dog, with strong emphasis on Mountain Dog.
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Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
Laurie Voss
@seldo@alpaca.gold
VP Developer Relations, LlamaIndex. Previously: data science at Netlify; co-founded npm, awe.sm; started lgbtq.technology. Married to @ heyjovo . He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️🌈
alpaca.gold
@seldo@alpaca.gold
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Feb 25, 2024
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