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Selzero

@selzero@syzito.xyz
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Evil Supervillain Overlord of Syzito.xyz.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · 3d ago

Putin thought the Ukraine war would be over in weeks. His instinct at the time was to march on Kyiv, now, 2 million deaths later, he is defending the territory he basically already had, and children that were born after the war are about to start school.

Iran is no different. In fact it is much worse.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · 4d ago

A couple of months ago Trump guessed people in the rooms shoe size. They pretended he guessed right.

Then he bought them shoes as presents.

Now Marco Rubio is out here like a clown walking around with shoes that are too big for him.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · 5d ago

D̶o̶o̶m̶ ̶s̶c̶r̶o̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ Doom tracking.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · 5d ago

I used to think people were rational

@juglugs@mastodon.social @juglugs@mastodon.social

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · 5d ago

I had a dream that I was wondering around a pretty city close to Christmas time. David Bowie was also there and he was super excited about Christmas. He kept doing things like climbing up a traffic light and singing Christmas songs. People had to calm him down saying things like "Get down from there David, you are a pop god for fucks sake. Stop making a scene."

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · 5d ago

"I'm winning a war"

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 09, 2026

Three steps to destroy a superpower.

Step 1: Get a President that did a Pizza Hut advert.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 09, 2026

Since the DOW is no longer 50,000 does that mean the DOJ can prosecute pedophiles now?

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 09, 2026

The most ham fisted cover up in history.

https://eu.detroitnews.com/story/news/nation/2026/03/08/epstein-death-prison-guards-fbi/89052870007/

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 08, 2026

AIPAC-OLYPSE NOW

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 07, 2026

Saturday stroll

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 06, 2026

When MAGA supporters realize they no longer have to excuse the actions of Kristi Noem.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 04, 2026

Government unlawfully steals asylum seekers phones, court rules they deserve compensation, right wing media frames it as asylum seekers getting free phones.

This depressing Orwellian time line we live in.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 04, 2026

Remember, as you watch footage of intercontinental ballistic missile explosions, sipping your cola, use paper straws, think of the environment.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 02, 2026

😞

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 01, 2026

Ordering these and getting them, is just proof that impulse buying online results in reaper cushions.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Mar 01, 2026
It's almost like the historically prestigious FIFA peace prize has no meaning anymore 😭
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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 27, 2026

🫣

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 27, 2026

Racists in the UK are so upset that the Greens beat their beloved Reform in a by-election that they are claiming it's because fundamentalist islamists ... voted Green. 🤦

The narrative is now "These immigrants, coming over here, not adapting to our culture, instead promoting environmental sustainability, social justice, an end to wars, and grass roots democracy!"

@Geri@mastodon.online @Geri@mastodon.online

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 25, 2026

Anticipation of good things is a free dopamine hit.

Share something nice you are looking forward to, and spread the good vibes.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 22, 2026

We are out here acting like corporations with a profit motive are going to make any effort to protect the future of mankind.

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 22, 2026

Wait? I'm responsible for the Brexit fiasco??

If so I humbly apologize.

10 years from now the people that brought MAGA back into power will be blaming socialists for the damage it brought to the USA. Something along the lines of "you ran a Black American again, what were we supposed to do??"

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 10, 2026

In order to continue pissing off racists, post a song that you like that isn't in English.

https://youtu.be/2VY5Pt3fi0k?si=S3t3IWXhI8Cn1wE6

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 05, 2026
I'm shocked, shocked, that Adam's apple inspector extraordinaire JK Rowling was "close personal friends" with Epstein and that she has had to wipe the travel logs of her yacht. Home Alone shocked face. 😱
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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Feb 02, 2026
It's a very shitty little cabal.
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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Jan 19, 2026

Are you guys ready for the war against war?

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Jan 15, 2026

It looks like we are importing the crazy 😞

https://humanists.uk/action/demand-action-extremism/

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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Dec 13, 2025
This immigrant woman landed in the US decades ago, has never even set foot in a kitchen or done any cleaning, takes thousands of dollars off the state every year, and spreads dangerous woke antifa propaganda about democracy, inclusivity, and equality. She should be deported.
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@selzero@syzito.xyz · Nov 15, 2025
At least the face eating leopards are eating well.
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