RE: https://hci.social/@infinimatt/116406032216215766
embrace ATM (Asynchronous Transfer Mode) or get left behind
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
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Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop.
JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems.
Mostly here for puns and empathy.
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
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Apr 14, 2026
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@whitequark/116403430295426255
existence of NetBSD implies the existence of SpearBSD
existence of NetBSD implies the existence of SpearBSD
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
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Apr 13, 2026
Gratulálok, Magyarország!
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
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Mar 19, 2026
@bloor It's always Dennis the Menace.
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
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Mar 13, 2026
@igb "Swimming Across?" "Only the Paranoid Survive?"
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
@synec@messydesk.social
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Mar 13, 2026
@igb Pacific State Machine
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
@synec@messydesk.social
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Dec 15, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social "Nothin' beats rockin' the block." -Schoolly D (paraphrased), "Gucci Again," 1989
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
@synec@messydesk.social
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Jul 15, 2025
@gregkh Insecrutable
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
@synec@messydesk.social
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Mar 12, 2025
@fishidwardrobe @TheTomas Genau.
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
@synec@messydesk.social
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Mar 12, 2025
UNIX includes a command to deal with your cat walking on your keyboard. When your cat is coming, you just type "cat" and press enter, and your cat's input won't mess anything up.
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
@synec@messydesk.social
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Feb 21, 2025
@ZachWeinersmith Nooooooooooooooooooo
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john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
john spurling
@synec@messydesk.social
Purveyor of organic, handcrafted slop. JVM and software performance shenanigans. Formerly: Twitter, Avid, Azul Systems, Danger, Sun Microsystems. Mostly here for puns and empathy.
messydesk.social
@synec@messydesk.social
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Nov 26, 2023
@evacide 🎵 O Holey Knit 🎵
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