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Dana Fried

@tess@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-03-16

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer.

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Joined November 22, 2016
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Dana Fried
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Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
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Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · 22h ago

If the US wants to unfuck air travel, they could always move TSA out of DHS and back under the FAA where it belongs.

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Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · 2d ago

Fun fact:

You don't need to date a boy to have a "boyfriend shirt" or a "boyfriend sweater".

You can date a girl who is bigger than you and borrow their clothes instead.

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Dana Fried
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Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Mar 09, 2026

So the solution we're going with is, "What if a really big straw?"

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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Mar 08, 2026

Played the Mortal skin in Monsterhearts 2 last night. First time I've ever touched that playbook (or even seen it played I think?) and I am absolutely REVELING in the chaos. One of the most underrated splats in all of gaming.

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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Mar 08, 2026

First game coaching the Royal City Killer Uprising. Was only a scrimmage but we played like gangbusters. Incredibly proud of my team and my league. Can't wait to see what the rest of the season holds!

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Dana Fried
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Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026

My wife is watching Scrubs for the first time with me; it was an incredibly formative piece of media for me at the time and honestly still holds up today.

It was very much ahead of its time.

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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Mar 04, 2026

One of the things I absolutely adore about #FFXIV is that you'll go to a seasonal event and random NPCs from side content are just... hanging out.

Sometimes you can chat with them; sometimes they're just having their own little conversation.

But the dev team have never discarded a character.

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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026

Okay now that I speak some French, does anyone else think it's weird that you sit on a couch but lay on a chaise?

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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Feb 11, 2026

Microsoft: I have made Notepad✨

Security researchers: You fucked up a perfectly good plaintext editor is what you did. Look at it. It's got RCEs.

https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-20841

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this critical hit animation is so funny
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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Feb 06, 2026
@xirin2u@mastodon.social attack so hard somebody else hits the target
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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Jan 29, 2026
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/115973903159267568 Can confirm, not pleased about it.
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Aside from the war crime of attacking survivors of a shipwreck, we must now add the war crime of perfidy. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/us/politics/us-boat-attacks-law.html?unlocked_article_code=
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Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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Dana Fried
Dana Fried
@tess@mastodon.social

Software wizard. Gym rat. Mom. Gamer. (Public account; feel free to request to follow.)

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@tess@mastodon.social · Jan 13, 2026
@mattblaze@federate.social historically, the penalty for anyone caught in the act of perfidy is summary execution
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