tetris11

They're asking for unsolicited photos of my sausage roll

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\weeps in UK**

sleepy and driven

It’s the underground club scene in the Matrix, you can see Trinity in the background talking with Slenderman

Interesting, thanks! I find it weird for it to be assigned to a buffer variable if no initial fixed size is given

make([] [] byte, 0) Does this make a double nested byte array of size 0? As in, every element is made up of two iterators (adjacent cell, and then the nested cell), but the first element doesnt exist yet?

Walk like a champion

I don't, that's the crushing part. I remember it was a guy who also wrote a story about spring-powered vehicles, or about a bollywood dancer getting married to an AI until she cheats on it with a real human at which it crashes a satellite onto her lovers house He was a talented writer, very english sounding name, fascinated with India I think

I've read a sci-fi novella with this very premise. Indian guy uses an AI guide designed by his roommate to pick up (sparse, almost non-existent) indian girls. He catches one with a cheesy pickup line to do with a TV show, but it turns out the girl's AI was the one interested, and not the girl herself. In the end, the AI bots fall in love, but the guy is crushed when he finds out the girl just wants to play the field a little (girls are rare in this setting). Frustrated with his efforts, the guy decides to go out dancing with his roomate, who liked him more than a friend all along

Paying artists a small fee for their work through a necessary middleman isn't perpetuating the system in any meaningful way. It's the unneccesary trillion dollar middlemen that have bribed the regulators and positioned themselves as the only authority in a market that are doing the most harm. Further, they're getting subsidized by taxpayer money to do so. TL;DR: buy beer from the back of a van, it does not matter

Bring up the debug menu (wink with each eye alternately 20 times and then sneeze) Settings –> Life –> Intensity submenu Select “reactiveness” and set to 0.35 for smoother transitions. (optional) Select “empathy” and dial it down to maybe 0.5 if you keep getting those pesky notifications. (optional) Select “schadenfreude” and dial it up to 2 or 3 if you need that bitter edge to build your smile

Relevant Mitchell and Webb butler sketch: m.youtube.com/watch?v=1DW1giVv3x4

It’s exactly where my control key used to be, so I often hit that button and nothing happens, unless Im using a Windows via AWS and suddenly I keep getting copilot springing up. It’s a really user hostile move knowing that people will accidentally hit that button

Oh no, not again en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

That she might be down to clown if the circus is in town, but our boy left her hanging around

you don’t grift a shitty product because you think it’s worth something, you grift it because you think someone else will. The ones hoarding toilet paper during the pandemic didn’t do so because they thought it was an intrinsically sublime product. They did it for the grift

That’s why the changed it from 10 to 11 during testing, because people kept thinking it meant 2

Which I also thought was a needless dunk on Florida. To paint an entire state, or at least Jacksonville as a place full of similar idiots is just a bit regressive. It would be like having an Irish character on TV and all he does is drink and blow things up.

I just found him too unbelievable, and the writing around him a bit sloppy. Like, that’s the joke: He’s stupid? Not even in context to some baseline, just overall ongoing stupidity without any real consequences. Just a one liner and then the scene moves on

people kept thinking it was binary for 2 during audience testing

Commitment. Patience. Psychokinetic ability.

HORSE IS TOMBSTONE

But you can hug a bucket with your knees and use its base rim to press into your stomach as you heave. As a kid, the proportions line up perfectly. I’m with bobo on this

The antiques roadshow will tell you not to clean it before selling it, as the colour add to the vomity mystique of it. It’s about the history.

halve your prescription

Jar-jar: *The art of shitposting isa simple* *First yousa take a shitshit* *Then yousa doodoos a postpost*

I used to live on the 2's Sharpie Cove, right as the two seas would smash together into one. The storms were immense, but it was the only point on the entire damn island free of seagulls

Tell him I said wheekwheeekwheekwheekwheek!

you filthy animal

I know what that says, and either your cat, the hamster, or me, are potential homophobes

"hold nose, jab bleach"

"no vaginha" edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got

"thank you high school gimmick"

2 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ... etc. you get it. now pony up

I completely agree, though they have an interesting policy where they themselves cannot be a primary source of information but can only quote secondary (news) sources. The aim of this policy is to stay as impartial as possible, so that a Wikipedia page can link to another page, but not cite another Wikipedia page as a news source. Great in theory, but the reality is that they remove hundreds of pages of content where the primary sources of that page (usually a news website) is no longer accessible (archive.org or otherwise). Right-wing news media can therefore win in the longrun by simply keeping their news sources always online and available for Wikipedia to source, since left-wing news media is more likely to have expired links. Overtime this will compound to a right-wing bias. The best thing for anyone to do therefore is to fund the archiving sites. Archive.org in particular is a crucial piece of news infrastructure keeping Wikipedia balanced.

holyshitwhatthefuckhowisthishappening

carrot… carrot cake? That’s my quick answer, but I’ll take the day off just to be safe

which is a shame because schupfnudeln fried in blutwurst and sauerkraut should be sang to high heaven

I’d wager a level of maturity and overcoming insecurity is requirement, which yes some people can achieve at an early age

You start to form genuine opinions on topics, not just parroting tidbits back to people.

Also, pay me exhorbitant amounts of tax-payer money to ineffectually enforce this. For the children.

*planks tenderly*

This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts

(I’m safe)

“GOT YOUR NOSE”