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Do narcissists travel in packs or are they solitary predators

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · 5d ago

@flargh@mastodon.social I think they travel in entourages.

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Them: Describe yourself in three words Me:

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Mar 09, 2026

@flargh@mastodon.social Don’t taunt Giant Stress Ball.

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I hope whatever Jared Leto as Skeletor does to make this meh is offset by the amazing CGI Battle Cat. https://youtu.be/ZmEx7wQI6RY?si=t8PRHfeDXT8ZBVvW

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Jan 22, 2026

@flargh@mastodon.social Is it Sid and Marty Krofft worthy?

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I had an idea about my funeral: Rigging my corpse with marionette string and making it dance to calliope music, then springing open like a piñata at the end and spilling candy and toys onto the floor,

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Jan 20, 2026

@flargh@mastodon.social The taxidermist was pretty eager to stuff you with candy and toys?

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I'm not, as a rule, into dashboard pets. But for this I'll make an exception. #kaiju

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Jan 04, 2026

@flargh@mastodon.social As the song says: I don’t care if it’s good or illa As long as I got my plastic Godzilla Sittn’ on the dashboard of my car

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Making progress recovering from my December foot surgery. Doctor is letting me drive for the first time since then, though he’s warning me against resuming place kicker training for the NFL or pointe

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Jan 02, 2026

@flargh@mastodon.social Can you drive in F1 races?

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@paul@tapbots.social My own eye doc added a machine a couple of years ago that does a thorough retinal exam without requiring dilation. It makes a huge difference for me. It isn't covered by insurance

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Dec 29, 2025

@flargh@mastodon.social @paul@tapbots.social Mine has the same thing. It takes a picture so you don’t have them looking through a lense and saying “keep your eye open. Don’t blink. Keep your eye open…”

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Well sure, Beau. I guess we can share the bed. #catsofMastodon

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Dec 27, 2025

@flargh@mastodon.social You can finally be a 1%er.

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Simply having a [_______] Christmastime Simply having a [_______] Christmastime 🎶

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Dec 23, 2025

@flargh@mastodon.social Simple having a jagwire Christmas time.

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Foot surgery recovery, day 5: My biggest challenge to comfort and recuperation is to convince the cat that my post-surgery leg elevation pillow is not, in fact, a custom-designed cat bed that fits him

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Dec 16, 2025

@flargh@mastodon.social Everything is going as planned.

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"fuck off, hoomin. You are done for the day. dis my seat nao." #catsofMastodon #ragdoll #cat

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Dec 16, 2025

@flargh@mastodon.social “why you want sit in kat size chair?”

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net My kids are the first to say that I've been a negative example to them, which has given me a very queer sense of success but there it i

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@flargh@mastodon.social @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net It is a rare person who can learn from someone else’s mistakes.

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Yes. Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. #babylon5

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Nov 30, 2025

@flargh@mastodon.social @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net I miss that show. I wonder what it would have been like if they would have had funding for the entire run.

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net My kids are the first to say that I've been a negative example to them, which has given me a very queer sense of success but there it i

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@the_other_jon@mastodon.social · Nov 30, 2025

@flargh@mastodon.social @ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net It is a rare person who can learn from someone else’s mistakes.

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