Peter Cohen
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@Chancerubbage@mastodon.social @grammargirl@zirk.us this hurts my head
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@charliejane@wandering.shop OK but hear me out: Buffy/Firefly crossover event
#SpaceVampires
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Former tech journalist of 20+ years - still dealing with that trauma in therapy, here now for the shitposts and wry observations on life, mostly NSFW. Definitely not for minors, of interest to miners, or relevant to mynahs either. Dare to be stupid.
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online @mdhughes@appdot.net no, that's THIS fuck.
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All things considered, I think it's ironic that the EU is telling Trump to pound sand about Iran.
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Peter Cohen
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15h ago
I like the purple AirPods Max 2. The price is still ludicrous though.
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/03/apple-introduces-airpods-max-2-powered-by-h2/
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@davidbcohen@twit.social selfish billionaires. Now there's a pleonasm.
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@jack_daniel@mastodon.social An auspicious day! The natal day of my youngest offspring, who is now shifting to his late 20s.
Pardon me as I turn to dust and blow away.
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Growing up with lousy instant coffee like Folger's crystals and Sanka, I'm impressed with how genuinely good many brands are these days, from Starbucks Via to Nescafé, even.
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@tewha@appdot.net I give my furbaby cheek scritches and he always shrugs them off the same way my kids did when I tousled their hair.
#caturday #ragdoll #catsofMastodon
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@tewha@appdot.net adorable chaos agents
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@mdhughes@appdot.net bruh the 80s are as remote to today's youngsters as the Andrews Sisters and the Glenn Miller Orchestra were to us back in the day. We are old fuckers.
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Do narcissists travel in packs or are they solitary predators
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"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?" - Mitch Hedberg
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@Eggfreckles@mastodon.mit.edu the heart wants what the heart wants
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Mar 10, 2026
@tankgrrl@hachyderm.io fuckin clovis and the gauls always startin shit
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Mar 10, 2026
@tankgrrl@hachyderm.io you started it kid
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Mar 10, 2026
Root beer and anisette make a damn fine combination as a cocktail.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FXGL1B5vSG4
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Mar 10, 2026
@tankgrrl@hachyderm.io "niche."
Ironic.
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Peter Cohen
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Former tech journalist of 20+ years - still dealing with that trauma in therapy, here now for the shitposts and wry observations on life, mostly NSFW. Definitely not for minors, of interest to miners, or relevant to mynahs either. Dare to be stupid.
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Former tech journalist of 20+ years - still dealing with that trauma in therapy, here now for the shitposts and wry observations on life, mostly NSFW. Definitely not for minors, of interest to miners, or relevant to mynahs either. Dare to be stupid.
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Mar 09, 2026
A friend of mine is going to see Econoline Crush and Live tonight and bombs are flying all over the Middle East. What year is it? What century is this even?
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Took the RS5 out for the first time since winter, and second outing since getting the mechatronic system replaced. Damn I love that car. Especially north of 7500RPM (it redlines at 9250).
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Mar 09, 2026
@octothorpe@mastodon.online this beat is
this beat is
this beat is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoOHpRJz_J8
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Not a day goes by I don't find a reason to forward a friend going through a crisis something that @skeletor@mas.to said. Closest thing I've found to a guru on Mastodon.
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Mar 08, 2026
@bison@mastodon.social @skeletor@mas.to @RamsayDev@mastodon.social Speaking truth to power is diffIcult but necessary.
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Mar 07, 2026
@mdhughes@appdot.net It pisses me off endlessly that we got the corporate fascist hellscape dystopia predicted by cyberpunk in the 80s without any of the cool fuckin tech
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@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com In fairness, you're way sexier than I have any illusions of being.
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@jamesthomson@mastodon.social @rjschutten@hachyderm.io @lexfri@hachyderm.io Ya rolls the dice, ya takes ya chances
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Not a day goes by I don't find a reason to forward a friend going through a crisis something that @skeletor@mas.to said. Closest thing I've found to a guru on Mastodon.
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Mar 07, 2026
@jon_alper@mastodon.online @tankgrrl@hachyderm.io *ahem* The Skwayah.
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Mar 07, 2026
@manton Jessie Buckley. Show respect when you speak her name. Holeee Shit. What a performance.
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Mar 07, 2026
@draken@masto.nyc @ashleygjovik@mastodon.social Instead of Wintermute we have ChatGPT. That's some fucking bullshit.
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@flargh@mastodon.social Exactly!!! & its true though, I have learned a ton, and so much stuff I probably would have never seen or known about - its like very dangerous first-hand field notes in a cybe
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Mar 07, 2026
@ashleygjovik@mastodon.social We got the full corporate fascist dystopia predicted by cyberpunk without most of the cool tech. The worst timeline.
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Mar 07, 2026
I got so sick of people saying "Hey Santa" around Christmastime to me (because of my very white beard) I ended up dyeing it a more natural light brown color. Now I'm annoyed that it's been two weeks and I haven't gotten a single comment on it from any of my coworkers; either they haven't noticed or they think I'm an asshole for coloring it.
Maybe I'll just grow this out again then go full @daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
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Mar 07, 2026
@ashleygjovik@mastodon.social When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And... 🎶
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Mar 05, 2026
@aleen@wandering.shop #multitasking
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# QuestionOfTheDay what's the most tedious fandom/hobby argument you've ever been apart of? (no judgment) And what's the most interesting fandom/hobby argument you've ever been part of? # fandom # fic
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Mar 05, 2026
@ami_angelwings@urusai.social "Star Trek is too woke."
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Mar 05, 2026
Is it just me, or does it seem like Imagine Dragons' Bones was inspired at some point by Outkast?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb-Cnwi9BqA
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Mar 05, 2026
@mikec415@sfba.social this kakistocracy has an endlessly deep well of troglodytes to choose from.
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RE: https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/116172820382993082 Are they using frog DNA to fill in the gaps? Because that seems like a bad idea, if the movies I've watched are any indication.
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@flargh@mastodon.social Reboot of Jurassic Park, but instead of frog DNA they just feed the output of ChatGPT intro CRISPR.
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Mar 05, 2026
@angry_drunk@union.place That body horror would make Cronenberg look like Disney
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Mar 05, 2026
Them: What’s it like to work in Hyannis?
Me: Mostly thieves, junkies and murderers. But enough about the Kennedys.
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Breaking news: Max Headroom, one of the greatest TV shows ever made, is free on Tubi. I find the terrible Tubi ads really enhance the dystopia.
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Mar 04, 2026
OMG
@fletchen@mindly.social scored Gorillaz tix!
I am so looking forward to this show!
#gorillaz #livemusic #boston
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Mar 04, 2026
Silver, Blush, Citrus, and Indigo? Give us the MacBook Neo in a finish we actually want, you cowards!
#apple
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RE: https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/116172820382993082
Are they using frog DNA to fill in the gaps? Because that seems like a bad idea, if the movies I've watched are any indication.
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Colossal Biosciences Inc. plans to resurrect extinct species like the woolly mammoth, Tasmanian tiger, and dodo bird. Proponents of the idea say the tools could help save species on the brink of extinction. Critics question whether the plans are ethical or safe, even if the company’s dubious claims are plausible. Read more from @npr@flipboard.com
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Mar 04, 2026
@zackstern@hachyderm.io Don't touch it! it's the browser history eraser button! You fool!
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@tewha@appdot.net The two features I'm missing from my current Mac that have me pining for a new one are bigger screen size, and more external display support than a single monitor. So on both those counts the Neo is a non-starter for me. I'm going to be really curious to read long-term reviews after folks have been able to put the CPU through its paces to see how well that iPhone architecture scales to macOS..
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Mar 04, 2026
@tewha@appdot.net My daily driver is *still* an M1 13-inch MBP, with 16GB RAM.
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