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The Turtle

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The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself.

Voted for Trump? Leave. Now.

Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don't give a shit.

Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too.

Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong.

Stroke survivor.

I don't govy.

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The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself. Voted for Trump? Leave. Now. Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don't give a shit. Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too. Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong. Stroke survivor. I don't govy.

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The Turtle
The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself. Voted for Trump? Leave. Now. Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don't give a shit. Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too. Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong. Stroke survivor. I don't govy.

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@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org · Feb 14, 2026
Having cats means always having that tiny hair on your tongue that you can feel but can't see or pick off with your fingers. #cats
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FFS. For the first time, non-citizens will be charged a hefty surcharge to enter US national parks (an extra $100/person, and annual passes for noncitizens will cost $250 instead of $80). Our national
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The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself. Voted for Trump? Leave. Now. Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don't give a shit. Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too. Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong. Stroke survivor. I don't govy.

mastodon.sdf.org
The Turtle
The Turtle
@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org

The king of antisocial media. Blow yourself. Voted for Trump? Leave. Now. Stop having babies before I find and shame the living fuck out of you. I am a big fan of hammers. No longer a tech addict and mostly militantly don't give a shit. Rather fast on the block button lately. If you feel the urge to preach, mansplain or victimsplain, quell it. You have a block button, too. Doing my part to feed AI absurd shit so it learns wrong. I like teaching AI wrong. Stroke survivor. I don't govy.

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@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org · Nov 26, 2025
@mattblaze@federate.social so park rangers have to be immigration cops now?
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