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Toby Jaffey

@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
mastodon 4.5.6

freelance person, mostly software
He/Him
Falmouth UK

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Joined November 05, 2022
HireMe:
https://www.ringtailsoftware.co.uk
Instagram (kayaking):
https://www.instagram.com/kayaktoby/

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · 3d ago

"Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" #CatsOfMastodon

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · 3d ago

Little Snitch (app aware firewall for MacOS) is great, but has a terrible failure mode.
Every time I do a major OS upgrade, its network extension no longer works and defaults to silently dropping all network traffic until forcibly uninstalled.
This confuses me every time.

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tobyjaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · 4d ago

Beautiful https://malus.sh/

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · 4d ago

A while back I switched from iTerm to #Ghostty but I've missed being able to instantly launch a set of splits pre-setup for a project.
On Mac, it can now all be setup from the shell using AppleScript https://gist.github.com/ringtailsoftware/1cc91e3b1346c2cc15ca5b2b51c14056

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tobyjaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · 5d ago

For those who say "#Mastodon needs an algorithm!", go follow some hype/trending bots:
Here's a few, any other recommendations?

@trending@mastodon.bot
@trending@homestead.social
@cozy_trends@mastodon.social
@hype@2137.social

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tobyjaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · 6d ago

Some chunky vines and a hole to live in #ThickTrunkTuesday

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 09, 2026

If you call Claude "he", but refuse to respect a fellow human's chosen pronouns, then you go in the oubliette
#subtoot

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@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 09, 2026
@sigrid Japanese soldier found living in jungle, still clinging to his Symbolics keyboard..
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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 08, 2026

Mên-an-Tol #StandingStoneSunday #SilentSunday
Late neolithic/early bronze age stone with a hole

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 06, 2026

Plug for "commy" my serial terminal emulator tool. This has been my daily driver for monitoring serial devices for 2yrs now.
Does everything I need minicom/screen for and features rewind and fastforward instead of scrollback.
https://github.com/ringtailsoftware/commy
(This year, I should port to #zig 0.16 and libghostty...)

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 05, 2026

As a parent, every new casual conversation goes something like this:
"Have you spawned yet?", "Yes".
"How many times have your younglings travelled around the sun?", "15 and 12 loops, respectively".
"What shaped genitals do they have?", "WTF dude!?".
Please don't request gender identification of strangers, it's just weird.

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 04, 2026

Some experiments in hand finishing #3dprinting. Xiuhtecuhtli, Zeus/Poseidon, Horus/Falcon, Willendorf Venus

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 04, 2026

Spider Dijon (c. 2017), fondly remembered, though he was a total bastard.
He once stood off against a horse, enjoyed leaping at passing runners in the woods and took every opportunity to piss on people's beds. #catsofmastodon

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 02, 2026

Soap bubbles touched by a pen #magicinthemundane

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

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@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Feb 27, 2026

I searched to find the origin of "couldn't organise a coup in a pigeon loft"

Of course, I get the slop explanation at the top: It suggests that a person is so inept that they would fail to manage a "coup" (takeover or organized action) even in a small, contained, and simple environment like a "pigeon loft".

I don't think the joke writers have much to fear

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Feb 26, 2026

Vegetable peelings of the elder gods #MagicInTheMundane

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Feb 23, 2026

The idea that appreciation for the natural world is somehow diminished by the reductive nature of science is like saying that learning to play every note in your favourite song will make you enjoy it less.

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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Feb 17, 2026

I believe LLMs today are (mostly) laundered plagiarism and some GenAI companies are fencing reconstituted thefts.
And, every day I ignore ethical problems in order to get what I want, where I believe my ends justify the means. Sometimes knowingly, sometimes not.
We live in a world where we all have to balance these choices all of the time.
I think it's just as absurd to say "AI is ethically sound" as "AI has no valid uses"

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Boosted by Greg Bell @ferrix@mastodon.online
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Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
Toby Jaffey
Toby Jaffey
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk

freelance person, mostly software He/Him Falmouth UK

mastodon.me.uk
@tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk · Feb 10, 2026
Misread and now I'm sticking with it "shifting the goalposts" -> "golfing the shitposts"
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