It's 18°C in the suburbs just outside Toronto, and now I want to brew some homemade iced tea!
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Happy Mar10 Day to those who celebrate.
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Mar 09, 2026
A collection of some of the things that will be illegal in California & Colorado if they don't stop their overreaching age-verification-by-operating-systems bill:
vehicles, stoves, refrigerators, washers, dryers, printers, headphones, thermostats, televisions, set top boxes, DVD players, CD players, robot vacuums, security systems, fast food ordering kiosks, wireless routers, home automation devices, .....
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Mar 09, 2026
Hey, let's take it easy on the C-Suite folk eating the meals their companies make. I mean c'mon, they usually pierce skin with their fangs & drink human blood, so they're not used to people food. 🧛
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Mar 09, 2026
Not unlike an Escher drawing, this breaks my brain. But, I 100% endorse this message.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Mar 09, 2026
Ohhhhhh, I get it now. It's called the Commonwealth because historically, it took the meagre wealth of the commoners and redistributed it to the aristocracy.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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Mar 09, 2026
You can't spell clock without the word cock, so fuck Daylight Time.
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Mar 08, 2026
Daylight Time has arrived in Ontario, yet the clock on my VCR continues to blink 12:00
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Mar 07, 2026
@robitaille@hachyderm.io Crazy fog here today. Warm air hitting the snow cover that's still on the ground. According to TWN, we had a worse winter this year than Calgary.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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Mar 07, 2026
@robitaille@hachyderm.io How's things? The cherry blossoms out in full force yet?
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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Mar 05, 2026
Old news, but I'm not embarrassed to admit that after watching the Barbie movie, I enjoyed it while my wife did not.
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Mar 04, 2026
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Mar 04, 2026
90% of the friction in my marriage comes from the fact that I'm a perfectionist & I like to get things done right, while my wife has a "there, I fixed it" personality.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Mar 03, 2026
Google hitting us early with their April Fool's Day joke.
Google to release new version of Chrome every two weeks beginning in September
https://www.androidauthority.com/chrome-two-weeks-3645868
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Mar 02, 2026
I've fucked up at work before, but not destroyed-$300-million-worth-of-advanced-technology fucked up.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Mar 01, 2026
There's nothing wrong with The Killers, but TD Bank's decision to licence a song from an 🇺🇸 band for their commercial, when we have so many great 🇨🇦 artists is asinine. Do better Toronto Dominion.
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Feb 28, 2026
Imagine this: you're born, you find out you're the son of god, but none of your friends can come to your birthday because it falls on Christmas. Then, to add insult to injury, you're upstaged by a fat man in a red suit whose name is an anagram of your arch enemy.
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Feb 28, 2026
I Want You To Want Me, Myself, and Irene
#RetroMovieASong #HashTagGames
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Feb 28, 2026
I'm a grown-ass man, but I still don't like it when my foods touch on my plate.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio@mstdn.ca
Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Feb 27, 2026
A movie about The Beatles, but instead of being musicians, John, Paul, George, and Ringo are mecha pilots fighting to save the world from invading Kaiju.
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Feb 24, 2026
@nxskok@cupoftea.social Ontario had the same thing. No Sunday shopping until about 1993, or 1994 I think.
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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@toddalio@mstdn.ca
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Feb 22, 2026
Tired: Shrinkflation
Wired: Completely redesigning your product so it's smaller, advertising it as "using an authentic _____ recipe", and winning a Best New Product Award.
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Feb 21, 2026
There once was a turtle named Quack
Who rolled and got stuck on his back
He had not a plan
To get upright again
Said this situation is wack
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Feb 01, 2026
I know there's a shit-tonne of more pressing problems in the world, but can someone get on making it easier to separate romantasy novels from fantasy novels when searching book catalogues?
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@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io Lucky! We've got 30cm of snow on the ground, and -17C in Toronto. 🥶 ❄️ Enjoy your beautiful day! 🙂
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Jan 31, 2026
@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io Oh, mayhap that's not a current picture.....
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Jan 31, 2026
@astronomerritt@hachyderm.io Lucky! We've got 30cm of snow on the ground, and -17C in Toronto. 🥶 ❄️ Enjoy your beautiful day! 🙂
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin. Take off, eh? Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
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Jan 31, 2026
Plain yogurt: for all those times when you want to eat something that tastes like sour cream, but isn't sour cream.
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