If a lion attacks Stoop swiftly Pick up two medium sized rock stones And insert them deftly up his nostrils… —Ivor Cutler, “Jungle Tip: Lion” A poem / useful advice from LIFE IN A SCOTCH SITTING ROOM, vol. II (Methuen, 1984) 2/7 #Scottish #literature #poetry #music #humour #surrealism #absurdist #IvorCutler