Man, if I was ANYWHERE near #NewYork right now, I would march RIGHT down to James "Babydoll" Dixon's office, look his secretary or receptionist in the face, and say:

>"What would it cost in dollars to get #JonStewart to appear in a five minute discussion where I directly ask him:

>>'What would it take to get you to seriously run for #President of the #UnitedStates to save our country's soul?

>>See, over 20 years ago, you sat onstage between Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala, and you implored them,

>>>"we NEED you, we NEED what you do."

>>Well, I am here now, saying to you, Mister Stewart, we NEED you. We NEED what you do.

>>Since at least 1999, the turn of the millennium, we've been watching you.

>>We've watched you play the court jester... but the one that revealed the Emperor's New Clothes.

>>We've seen you grow from a slightly mawkish and self-deprecating shy guy to a commanding and somber elder statesman. The voice of a rational generation.

>>Your unique career trajectory has been guiding you to this moment in time, this place in space.

>>We need you, like the #Ukraine needed #Zelenskyy. We need your strength, your intelligence, your wit, your candor.

>>We need you. Please, step up. Help save us.

>>We need you.

>>#NoJoke.'

>Either recorded or private, his choice, of course. Do you validate?"

You know, if I lived anywhere near New York, that is. 😉

-West Bennett, 02.27.2026

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