Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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It’s groovy, I guess.
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@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Mar 07, 2026
@fedward That whole album is so fucking good.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Mar 02, 2026
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Mar 02, 2026
🔓 Achievement Unlocked: Four-year-old Having Meltdown Screams So Loud For So Long One Of The Neighbors Calls The Cops
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 28, 2026
Every governor of every state opposed to Trump’s planned attempts to hijack the 2028 election and stay in power should be preparing now to protect their elections — from paid, well-trained staffers all the way down to deploying their National Guard to defend their voting infrastructure from the federal government.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 25, 2026
Police showing up to a snowball fight and then being upset they were hit with snowballs. 🤣
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 23, 2026
At what point do FOSS nerds end up starting non-profit data center co-ops that serve at-cost hosting to members? Does the capital outlay required to build a modern data center make that impossible?
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 23, 2026
There is a big ol' house fly in my office. WTF?
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 23, 2026
It is very wet and slushy.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 22, 2026
Snow in Mount Pleasant! ❄️
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 21, 2026
Good news for the 2035 remake of Back To The Future, though, when the props team is trying to find a stainless steel car that flopped as badly as the DeLorean.
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Feb 04, 2026
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange I know most people care about the Post for national political coverage, but it was also once DC's primary local news source. For those looking for local DC journalism, I'd encourage them to support 51st.news, which rose from the ashes of DCist after WAMU unceremoniously shuttered it.
https://51st.news/dc-bezos-washington-post-layoffs/
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Jan 31, 2026
@GregArcus@mastodon.world For some of us with neither skill nor luck, it’s just “fishing”.
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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@peter@thepit.social Random reinforcement is the most effective in behavioralism, so what they need to do is enter people who DO spray water on the pee into a monthly lottery for €10,000.
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Jan 28, 2026
@fedward@distraction.party @20002ist@thepit.social @ebooksyearn@thepit.social But she thought about it REAAAAL hard.
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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@Ardvaark@mastodon.world @BasicAppleGuy@mastodon.social is that trash can even still supported?
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@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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@ferrix@mastodon.online @BasicAppleGuy@mastodon.social By the floor, yes.
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A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.
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Nov 23, 2025
Got an email this morning from our pediatrician’s office basically saying “The CDC is lying and Robert Effing Kennedy is full of shit.”
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