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Add this to the long list of execs fucking up their entire company using GenAI - CEO decides he doesn’t want to pay $250m bonus to staff, asks ChatGPT how to avoid it, his legal team tell him ‘are u fuckin dumb’, he does it anyway, gets sued, and loses in court.
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In other news, Hulu passed on the Buffy reboot, they didn't like the pilot. It's easy to be cynical about that one but from what I'd heard it was actually good, and weird, and got death'd by a thousand exec cuts of clueless people going "we made Buffy The Vampire What?!"
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The Firefly cast have secured the rights to Firefly, and plan to turn it into an animated series with the original cast voicing. https://deadline.com/2026/03/nathan-fillion-firefly-animated-series-development-1236754122/
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Buzzfeed journey:
- Successful
- Pivoted to GenAI for content
- Laid everybody off
- Now admits it probably can't stay in business
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/buzzfeed-disastrous-earnings-ai
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Twitter got sold for billions to xAI for billions who got sold to SpaceX for billions.
9 of the xAI founders have quit and now Elon says xAI is screwed up and needs to be rebuilt from scratch.
Well done to Elon and clowns who continue to finance this dude failing up.
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/elon-musk-screwed-up-xai-rebuilding
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Don't go to Dubai. They keep arresting people using a broad cybercrime law. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c743g4yn4k8o
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If anybody wonders where my nickname comes from, I stole it Digitiser, a 90s TV video game magazine. It was a cartoon dog that did video game gossip.
Digitiser also featured a worm being sick. Yes, that was a worm. Honest.
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WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP SAID HE HAD A FACT-BASED FEELING IRAN WAS GOING TO STRIKE THE U.S.
all my stupid toots are now called fact-based feelings
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If you're wondering what I'm seeing with regards to cyber attacks(tm) from Iran - nothing. I've had friends watching Netflow of tracked infrastructure used by known groups, it's all been dead since the war began. Iran's infrastructure is basically in ruins.
I have had friends at cyber vendors warn me they've been tasked with finding old reports about Iran, and rewriting them as new - just without dates.
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There's a bunch of media reporting - I don't know how accurate - that Windows 12 will require an NPU (a fake AI chip basically), which almost no PCs have, amongst other stupid features.
Requiring TPM in Windows 11 was stupid and created PC landfill during an economic, global and ecological crisis, to drive hardware profit margins and Microsoft Surface sales.
Requiring NPUs would do the same, during an additional cost of living crisis. If Microsoft go ahead with that, it's time to swap OS.
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BlueSky, the fully decentralised (wink wink) social media platform is down worldwide again.
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Microsoft trying to ban the word Microslop being used by customers is sending me 🤣 https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/03/02/microsoft-gets-tired-of-microslop-bans-the-word-on-its-discord-then-locks-the-server-after-backlash/
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It's Monday tomorrow, aka the day the cybersecurity industry will suddenly decided it is the important thing in the Iran situation - gonna be peak LinkedIn.
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Accenture are firing people who don't use Copilot enough. This one comes from Microsoft (Accenture are a major vendor for MS). https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/25/accenture-youre-promoted-or-fired-on-using-the-ai/
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During the Falklands War, then Prince Andrew demanded to be allowed on a boat for transport somewhere. My dad told him to “Piss off”, to his face, and got him taken off the boat. Caused a big upset at the time.
Anyway, nice to see Westminster playing catch up.
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i think my toot from about 6 months ago auto deleted on this, but yes, the AI industry thing of bulk buying up hardware components is going to quickly inflate Mastodon server running costs, so be kind to your admins.
I've said this repeatedly too but it's going to massively increase business IT costs very soon, inflation is coming across the board, CIOs are going to have a budget crisis.
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Microsoft says a Microsoft 365 Copilot bug has been causing the AI assistant to summarize confidential emails since late January, bypassing data loss prevention (DLP) policies that organizations rely on to protect sensitive information.
For some reason it hasn’t put out a security advisory - but instead buried it in a service alert which isn’t publicly visible.
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Merry Christmas to everybody, except that dude who works for Elastic, who decided to drop an unauthenticated exploit for MongoDB on Christmas Day, that leaks memory and automates harvesting secrets (e.g. database passwords)
CVE-2025-14847 aka MongoBleed
Exp: https://github.com/joe-desimone/mongobleed/blob/main/mongobleed.py
This one is incredibly widely internet facing and will very likely see mass exploitation and impactful incidents
Impacts every MongoDB version going back a decade.
Shodan dork: product:"MongoDB"
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